Cap City Build & BS AF

I want to run with this, but I'll take it easy on mommy's little boy.

On another subject, I bowled a turkey on Turkey Day.

 

Mother fuck... just after I finally fall asleep in this uncomfortable ass bed, my brother in law (last I knew was asleep on the couch) stumbles in my room so fucking loud. I wake up and say "wrong room dude."
He does say anything, just goes to the bathroom and continues to be loud. He takes the longest piss ever, stumbles out and slams the door. then kinda stands in the middle of my bedroom for like a minute before he crawls into the bed next to mine, where all my clothes and stuff is. (Because this is solely my fucking room) so now I'm awake and he's passed out. wtf omg I hate family gatherings away from home.

 

Whazzup home fries?

Close my friend...close.

One of those hectic afternoons visiting family & friends. Since I'm "single/not married" it's expected that I drive to everyone's house. My g/f keeps me sane thankfully.

Brunch
Bourbon
Lunch
Bourbon
T Dinner
Bourbon
.
Sensing a theme?

All in all a great day. Hope others also enjoyed.

Catching up on posts I see some good stuff.

Watching local morning news showing the 1000+ people who were in line at Cabela's this morning at 5:00. Fuck that shit.

Validates my decision to get my shopping done early.

Off to kill some ducks!

 

Tree coming from the attic??

Blasphemy!

JK - to each there own. They do look nice. I still go to a cut your own tree farm for a beautiful balsam fir. Just love that smell.

I keep a balsam fir pouch in my truck year round.

I'll get the tree next weekend so it'll be up for 3 weeks. I toss it in the woods when I'm done with it...makes great winter habitat/cover for black capped chickadees.

 

Happy Friday TW!!

 

Today's food for thought.....

White or colored Christmas lights?

Let the debate begin.

 

Colored

 

White for us. My wife has a ton of pretty keep sake ornaments. With the white lights you can see them better when looking at the tree at night....or so her theory goes.

 

My quote from the Black Friday thread.

 

Note to self - never again drink Bourbon & 300 lbs of food the day before a morning of duck hunting.

 

Let's hijack this thread further and see everyone's Christmas Tree/Decoration builds!

 

Does the farting scare away the water fowl?

 

Will do. Pix up tonight.

 

The sharting messes up the camo pattern...

 

Hell....is that even possible.

 

Sounds like a mallard with a cold quacking!

 

Didn't quite come to that.
https://youtu.be/mbDcnUH6rOc

I found a spot far enough away to...well you know. Thank God I have Toilet Paper stashed in every article of hunting & fishing clothing I own. I call TP "Woods Money".

Close call with the waders & layers!

 

I bust a gut every time I see that clip!

 

I can't believe I'm hungry this morning.