AZ BS Thread 4²0

Thanks bro

 

Maybe... who knows. I picture it like the battle of Thermopylae, with my brave little warriors throwing themselves at the evil birth control, all shouting battle cries and dying a glorious death so that 1 fast little Micheal Phelps bastard could slip past the enemy lines to get where he needed to go. Haha

 

I appreciate that very much. I've got a ton of anxiety just thinking about it. I know a couple of guys who were in pain for months after a bad one. I may pm you as the time approaches.
And thanks - this one will be the last. Haha

 

I'll definitely go at least 10k as I'm 6100lbs right now.

 

Dont let it get to you. Its really only bad if you dont follow instructions. I personally feel the worst part was going in to a sonoran labs to donate to a cup.

It is nothing like this




Or this

 

Congrats.

After a 4 hr ride up north last night with my 3 yr old being an asshole and the 8 month old crying, I think I convinced the wife to be done with 2 kids. Might be making a trip for the big V myself.

 

Same boat, we both decided 2 is our limit, then actions will be taken. For now though we're at one so we can still make a mistake and or try hah.

 

Lmao! Classic stiffler! I can see where that part is gonna be hella awkward. My wife has done like 6 of them and she doesn't seem too worried about it so that makes me feel a little better about it.

 

Mass "v" party? It'll be like a build day... but not. Haha

 

Could be worse because radiation and chemo for cancer all I fire is blanks.

 

Honestly, its 2 guaranteed days of sitting on the couch with a bottle of slight pain killers and a bag a frozen pees on your giblets. I recommend compression shorts to keep everything from shifting around and just take it easy. Thats where most go wrong. They figure oh im ok, ill go work in the yard.

The best way I can explain the feeling of being snipped is like someone flicking your right or left nut. A quick dull pain. Thats during the actual procedure though. The next 30 days you can and may just all of a sudden feel a similar dull pain randomly.

It all goes away and the real reward is when your cleared by the Dr to spread your man love whereever you want. You essentially close the factory and open the fun park.

 

So when I let my dog out, she goes out to the yard and I let her do her business and let her back in when she comes to the door. Why is it then, when I have to poo, she comes into the bathroom, pushes the door open and stares at me?

 

The struggle is real. I can't shit without a dog trying to get in and get attention. Especially our new Sr rescue.

 

That's good to know. I was probably going to replace them, but I'm going to for sure now.

 

Congrats! Forget everything you know about parenting, a third kid is a whole different game. You are going from man on man defense to zone coverage.

At least you have another to help pay for a slightly nicer care center when you are to old to wipe yourself.

 

https://youtu.be/TJwrEKD8o3c

 

I like the way you think

 

Congratulations.

Time for a Snipping party! I want to get snipped. Don't want to deal with the hassle of it.

 

Damn that safety girl can supervise me anyday

 

Anyone going to the SDHQ Toys 4 Tots thing tomorrow?