One liners

"Cremation is my last chance to get a smoking hot body..."


This was told at our church

 

There’s a new version of “Christmas Carol” in 3-D. After all, who doesn’t want to see an old man in a nightgown in 3-D?

 

[Chad's Pride liking bumps ]

Chad's Pride's long-lost twin separated at birth??:

 

Did you hear about the new revolutionary broom they just came out with? It's sweeping the nation!!

 

2 peanuts were walking down the street,1 was a salted!

 

Sup gurl?

 

"i'm a great housekeeper...everytime i get a divorce i keep the house".zza zza gabor

 

Check out http://allowe.com/humor/text/text-humor-home.html a lot of good jokes/one liners in about every topic.
If his name sounds familiar then you are old.... He was with Sierra Games and the genius behind the Leisure Suit Larry games.