Money Problems

There is only one man that can give you advice on this subject. He has the number to every piece of high class ass there is.

 

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious thread! I got 1 kid with 2 more on the way! Can we get some crumbs? Or atleast get me a new rubber fist, the one they issued me is getting worn out LOL

 

I bet you can get hatian workers DIRT cheap right now, don't even have to pay them. just some advil and clean water...

 

ND, whats the last "big" thing you bought?

 

well i didn't pick up the boat in the caribean cause it only had 1 heli pad. can you believe that shit? where am i suppose to put my second helicopter?

 

as you're all very well aware, the government is still sticking it to the public, so the demand for my rubber fists is higher than ever. so i decided to go ahead and order this bad boy

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2011/Custom-Gigayacht-1657843/Fort-Lauderdale/FL/United-States

read the features, do you think its good enough or should i hold out for the deluxe model?

 

i'm afraid it would never run again if he got his greasy jersey hands on it

 

i figure its great for me since it can hold 2 choppers as well as a submarine plus smaller boats in its "hanger" area

 

That boat is for Va'gine's. It only cruises at 24 knots..... Get a bigger engine.

 

You should take all the cash you can cram into a few suitcases and take a cruise to Somalia. I hear it is wonderful this time of year!

 

thats why i will have a fleet of cigarette boats stored in the hanger area

 

Prayers sent.

 

help me decide between the everest, and this....

http://money.cnn.com/2010/02/02/news/economy/biggest_mega_yacht_concept/index.htm?hpt=Sbin

 

gay? is that the best come back you got?

 

Ya, you can pay my motorcycle and truck off.

 

send me packages of Benjamins and i will have them humanely taken care of. don't worry. your greenbacks are safe with me

 

i assumed you called me a F A G. what did you call me? i hate the damn censorship thing