Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I had a breakup and pizza to take care of!

 

He is always so busy

 

yea, no story, just wasnt working out :]

 

Crawfish and beer would have bee better

 

yup! but i had to clear up some space for time :3

 

I had a great joke for you yesterday. But I think it's to early lol

 

Well, he was only worth 10% so not a big loss for you.

 

no invite for red

 

Then stop breaking up with stalker!

 

she's high class, I like ones with low self esteem and daddy issues

you're not even in tx so you get a pity invite

 

Nevar too early

Lets hear it

 

I didnt know you were in town.

 

This one is

 

im not, but it still hurts my feelings

 

snowflake

 

An accountant decided to leave his wife one day. He left her a note saying, "Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We'll be staying at the Sheraton." He then packed his things and went there. When he arrived at the Sheraton, there was a message for him from his wife. It read, "Dear John. I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hyatt with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I'm sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many many more times than 54 goes into 18!"