ASSHOLE PARKING

Yep, people are inconsiderate pricks.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...river-parked-9690652#rlabs=1 rt$sitewide p$12

 

I let him know. He called me an asshole and said it's OK since he manages the homeowners association and was only there for a minute. Oh, and I guess that I'm a third gen troll now.

 

Just goes to show that dickheads drive all sorts of vehicles.

 

In his defense he's paying foe both spots, mine as well right

 

As a general rule the vast majority of people are just complete stupid fucks. Thats why they don't notice their own rudeness. It would stop real quick if we could beat the living shit out of these kinds of people, but since they outnumber us, they have voted to make it illegal.

 

Same reason 90% of people just leave their shopping carts in the middle of the isle at the grocery like there is no one else in the store. Hey, does that qualify as asshole parking?

 

I always try to not go over the parking line because I have a "beaver tail" and don't want someone running into it. Some moron backing into my Taco and left it there. I didnt realize it had left dings in my tailgate until I got home.

 

Sorry man. We can only hope it fucked his car up too.

 

OH. I would have busted those things off his car and threw them through his back window.

 

I didnt realize the civic did damage at first so I just left a note and passive agressively cut off the rubber bands holding their straps together. Straight gangsta, I know.

 

I usually move thier cart for them. Pushing it with my cart usually gets thier attention. Or I grab the handle and push it off to the side. I really like it in the parking lot when somebody parks to close and I'll fold thier mirror in for them. Did it right in front of this lady one day, I'm sure she thought I broke her car

 

No, in their obliviousness they would have no understanding of why you were doing that.

 

Leaving our hotel for dinner last night. Noted car. Came back almost 3 hours later. Still there. It's a Bentley.

 

I say "con su permisso por favor" and push my way through, just like in Mexico. I don't look hispanic so it confuses people when I speak Spanish. "Permisso" isn't the same as excuse me, it's more like "coming through!".

 

You're body will thank you if you don't take things so seriously.

 

The sign on the curb is ambiguous. Does it mean you can only park there 15 min (that's what I'd assume) or does it mean you must park there longer than 15 min?

 

Husband and I had a good laugh over that too. Very poorly written.
It's the circle drive where you can park to check in at home hotel. So we think 15 minute parking is allowed to check in. This car was there3 hours at least....

 

Man .... the grocery cart thing is one of my pet peeves. Wish I knew why it bugged me so much. For my part though, I try to find a cart in the parking area to take into the store with me to use (one less cart blocking a parking spot) and then when I'm putting mine away I try and grab another one to put away and clear another spot. But it still pisses me off that they're there. Every once is a while I see someone else doing something similar to me and it makes me feel better and gives me hope.