Colorado B.S. Thread

The short documentary of two leafs..

Two leafs were picked up from Henderson, CO at 8pm on Monday, the 23rd.
They went to the Fedex facility around midnight, and headed out again at 2am on the 24th.

This is where things went awry

One leaf made it to Broomfield by 4am, and was delivered around noon on the 24th.

The second one never made it to Broomfield.



You had ONE job Fedex!

 

Alright Caveman, it you're going to live up there, don't expect the pony express to always get you what you want.

Now go play with a bear.

 

Thank you!

 

Haha... but it got lost in the flat land!!!

And the first half of its journey they were together! It was UPS for the trek across the country.

 

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo Colorado!!

 

Where did you order the leafs from?

 

"Working" from home today...

 

alright folks...two weeks, sound like an old lady that has smoked for 60 years, finally taking my butt to the Dr. I hate our medical system since I had to convince the nurse I need to be seen (words to use when you need to be seen fever, vomit....that seems to get their attention), otherwise they put you on a waiting list that is 2-3weeks out.

 

Just finished doing all my taxes for 2016! How much did you all donate to Uncle Sam this past year?

The correct answer is "too much"

 

Ditto

 

I'm still going through all my deductions.

Which means I'm still on all fours waiting Uncle Sam's King Dong to violate me.

 

Amazon.

Seller was East Coast Jeeps.

Which apparently has me screwed since i have to deal with them to get the lost leaf and they are just saying we have to wait for FedEx... It was a prime item just not shipped from Amazon.

So maybe I'll never put the AAL on.

 

you only need it on one side anyways...

 

It actually might level it out... It's a sign from a higher power

 

Are the dots on the windshield above the rear view mirror there for any other reason than to be annoying?

And do they scrape off easily with a razor?

 

yo guys, any recommendations for a replacement/comparable tire to a KO2 in 255/85r16? Preferably BFG as well

 

Why not try the coopers?

 

All the spots on my windshield is just blood splatter and saliva from angry screams and bashing my head, due to being on the road with people who shouldn't be allowed to be on the road.

 

Just trying to stay BFG, profile/appearance is better. Asking for a buddy, im not downsizing tires.