Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Squall line approaching

 

I had a boss who would just burst into giggles if you said moist. So the entire management staff would wait until we were in a meeting together or she was doing something serious and then one of us would just text her "Moist". And watch her try not to lose it.

 

The sky is puking right now

 

One of my customers bought this for me
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upload pics

 

Thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Perfect, but I don't think it's going to rain that much.

 

Now you need

 

Swipe left,,, has doughy abs.

 

That looKS so nasty lol

But maybe!

 

Or you could always

 

Donut man as a tranny. I think I just shriveled up into negative.

 

What does cows and donuts have in common? Lol

 

Umm.... don't think they have my size

 

The donut is round like a flying saucer and UFO's experiments on cows...

 

You have just been identified as a conspiracy theorist, your name has been added to the appropriate watch list.

 

Maybe even an alien watch list.

 

IDGAF. Come at me government bro!