PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

When you work at a bar, and you've had to clean the women's restroom, you get used to stuff... All I have to say is THANK CHRIST the tampon disposal boxes are designed so one does not have to come into contact with the contents while dumping it into the garbage!

 

You gotta have standards in your Tacoma.

 

Actually, after dealing with drunk people nothing surprises me... Though I will always be surprised what lightweights some people are...

 

I remember that issue back in the day when I was in the restaurant biz...always the womens bathroom that was a crimescene. Guys bathroom just occasionally smelled like a slaughter house with tinkle sprinkles.

When I worked at Wal-Mart someone took a dump in the womens dressing room near the lingerie department...

 

They were probably drunk... Why else would someone do that?

 

Cuz they nasty!

 

Ask any bar-back at any bar, and they will probably say one of the worst parts of the job is cleaning out the women's room... Also, having to pull shit (and I don't mean actual "shit") out of the toilets. At another bar near the bar where I work, I encountered an entire beer bottle wedged in the toilet...

 

Speaking of nasty stinky stuff...a joke I played on a friend once involved some fish soy sauce I bought at an asian supermarket that i squirted in his office. The stink was so bad that I felt bad for him for doing it. It didn't take much either.

 

Another bar-back I work with told me this, he's the one who had to dispose of it...
One time a person barfed at the bar, but had the common decency to barf right into a plastic solo cup so nobody would see it and they wouldn't get cut off... Nobody saw it until after close when the bar-back found it. Managed to not get any barf on the bartop...

 

I've also found cigarette butts tossed in the bed of my truck after it's been parked outside the bar while I was unloading... Never caught any litterbugs, but let me just say the reason I leave my windows rolled up is not because I'm worried someone will steal my stereo...

 

As someone with Asperger's Syndrome, I can say from experience that I behave better when hammered than some "normal" people do after just a couple beers...

I also don't understand how people black out because it doesn't happen to me or MOST of my friends...

I've had friends who didn't remember where they left their car the night before...

 

That's a good skill to have. Sounds like someone with experience.

One time I got so drunk that I projectile vomited on a wall while waiting in line for the bathroom. Came out without warning and was effortless. I felt better though.

 

One time I drove a drunk coworker home after one of our weekend "drinking nights." Nothing bad happened, but I had "Lonely is the Night" blasting on my stereo, and my coworker said "Billy Squire man, this guy thinks he's Led Zeppellin."

Drunk people can be very funny sometimes...

 

I'm sure you've seen it all. It's always good when you have the level head and can help people out. It's easy to get caught up in the moment and the next thing you know you're drunk. The older you get though the less appealing all that fun gets.

 

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This story does not involve drinking, but it does involve my awesome boss...

It was Friday or Saturday right before doors, and we were setting up. I was with my female boss, and a male coworker. I accidentally farted and my boss was halfway up the stairs to the 2nd floor bar and either didn't hear it or didn't realize what the sound was, but my other coworker was right there. He said something like "Dude!" and my boss was like "What happened?" My coworker was like "Charlie just ripped ass!" I followed with "It was an accident!" I then proceeded to go up the stairs and my boss was like "Goddamn it, Charlie! Don't follow me up here after doing that!" Look up the term "smart fart" on Urban Dictionary if you want to know what she meant.

Anyway, point is, I have such a great relationship with my female boss that accidental flatulence is more or less overlooked... She also grew up with two younger brothers plus a like-minded father so she was used to it...

 

I had a buddy that would do that on purpose...like the time I was trying on boots. Ripped one right on the side of my face...full contact!LOL.

My phone needs a recharge so I'm signing off for the night. If you want some funny entertainment you should check out the funny picture thread. It's somewhat of a collection of all that is funny off the interwebs.

 

On Thanksgiving Eve, I made the mistake of driving down the alley right in front of the bar which was crowded with drunks. Some fat guy swiped a bag of ice out my bed without me noticing, but the bouncer noticed. The fat guy saw the bouncer coming towards him with angry look on his face and hurled the bag of ice in the direction of my truck. Keep in mind I was totally unaware that this going on, and was more focused on making sure some drunk moron didn't end up underneath my truck. The bag of ice overshot the bed of my truck completely, bounced off the roof, and flew over the windshield. I didn't realize anything had happened until I heard the bag hit the roof, and I didn't even know it was bag of ice until after I viewed the dashcam footage. I am shocked that I didn't see the bouncer (a friend of mine) tap the front fender of my truck to get to stop, or the bag of ice fly over the truck...

My truck was not damaged and the only thing that happened to the drunk fat guy was probably a massive hangover the next morning. However, if I'd run over this idiot's foot or otherwise hit him, the dashcam footage would have completely released me from any liability. And, if that ice had damaged my truck in addition to his foot getting run over, he'd be limping into court to pay for repairs to the truck that gave him that limp... Poetic justice... exactly why I got a dashcam...

 

Okay cool thanks!

 

What do people think of driving in Doylestown Borough? What do you think of the traffic, pedestrians, street layouts, etc?

All you need to know about me is that I only drive in Doylestown because I work at a bar in down, and not only do I have an amazing boss and great coworkers, but he pay isn't bad either. That is my only motivation for driving in Doylestown.

My parents both have almost 40 years of driving experience and flawless driving records. Both dislike driving in Doylestown immensely...

 

I could tell you some drunken stories that you might not believe if you think it's odd to "black out" or forget where your car is. I grew up in a party town and summertime was party time while winter was....also party time. I've got a lot of scars and memories from excessive drinking. I think I'd scare myself if I listed them all.