Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

I remember when that happened. Dude actually welded himself inside the dozer.

 

jesus. someone really pissed off the wrong guy!

 

I think it goes beyond "someone" pissing him off. That dude was Off to begin with and any trivial thing would ignite the crazy bomb.

Remember the tank?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmFiZoe-7P4

 

Go for the Glory (Hole)!

 

This is awesome!

There is a park near me named "Mount Trashmore". It's a landfill that was turned into a big hill where lots of people fly kites. I can just imagine someone taking this up the hill and letting it loose. The tentacles would get tangled up in everyone else's kite strings and it would turn into one giant tangled mess.

 

Genius.

 

Love it!

Still one of my fave!
https://youtu.be/dv5RICL4gIs

 

Knocking the windshield out with your face is another good reason to wear your seatbelt...

 

Worms? Disturbing to say the least

 

I always liked the Twirl-A-Squirrel, though that one is far simpler, cheaper, and just as effective.

You just don't get the dizzy rodent to enjoy at the end.

 

^^ Droll Yankee anti-squirrel bird feeders.

 

All credit due to @Holloman

 

^^^ Gravity sucks.

 

https://youtu.be/-Rh7ZXkCrTk

 

67-Year-Old Woman Beat Boyfriend to Death with a Bat for 36 Hours, Police Allege
Chris Harris,People 17 hours ago

Investigators in Washington D.C. have arrested a woman for allegedly beating her boyfriend to death last week — with a metal baseball bat — over the course of 36 hours, PEOPLE confirms.

Thomasine Bennett, 67, was arrested Friday and charged with assault with intent to kill, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE. But that charge was upgraded to murder once an autopsy revealed her 63-year-old boyfriend, Walter Mack Clark, died of blunt force trauma.

Bennett’s public defender could not be reached for comment. It was unclear Tuesday if she has entered a plea.

According to court papers, Clark’s bloodied body was found on the floor of a closet in Bennett’s home in D.C. The victim’s hands had been bound and he was found lying in a fetal position.

A piece of wood had been used to barricade Clark inside the room, records show. An hour later, he was pronounced dead at a nearby hospital.

One of Clark’s relatives shared their reaction at Bennett’s arrest with WJLA, saying it “just brought back the fury that she would do something like that over whatever the case may been.”

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After Clark was found, Bennett allegedly told detectives she’d smoked the street drug “love boat” — marijuana that has been soaked in embalming fluid or PCP or both — with him the night before his death.

Under questioning, she allegedly said that Clark asked her to marry him on Valentine’s Day while the two were out at a club celebrating. Court records allege she responded that she was tired of loving a man who was unfaithful — and that this answer nearly led to a physical fight.

Bennett also allegedly admitted to intermittently beating Clark with a metal baseball bat on Thursday and Friday, records show. A witness, who is not identified, confirmed seeing Bennett beating Clark on both days, according to the documents.

At one point, the witness claims to have heard Bennett call Clark a “demon.” the records state.

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When the witness tried to escape the home, the records allege Bennett held them at gunpoint and struck them over the head, leaving them with a visible head injury.

A D.C. police spokesman declined to discuss Bennett’s suspected motive for allegedly attacking Clark.

Attempts to reach relatives of both Bennett and Clark were unsuccessful Tuesday.

 

If you can't launch 'em, zap 'em...

Damn tree rats.