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The craziest I saw was some 3rd gen fool said his rear diff locked up or some shit and he basically skidded to a halt on a freeway. (Sorry I'm not the most car savvy)

Get this, one of my first cars was a 95 Tacoma: I'm driving like 80mph on the freeway and all of a sudden my steering wheel starts feeling VERY stiff, like I can immediately tell something is very wrong.

I start pulling off the freeway from the left lane, I have my two friends, one in the middle the other in the passenger seat that just start SCREAMING at me cause they think I'm getting off on the wrong exit. (It was a crazy freeway interchange this happened at).

Pull off, think I was tripping cause I was stoned af and try to drive: steering wheel is locked up, tell them it's a nogo.

Get it towed. My dad inspects the truck the next day. The mechanics that aligned my truck the previous week slapped like 60 some shims into the suspension (I used to whomp speed bumps at 40mph). Shims came lose, so did the entire suspension. I guess we're lucky we didn't die.

 

I wonder if you can order different colors?

Something about black...not racist or anything...but I've never liked black anything.

 

Big derp

 

You clicked it didn't you?





Forgot I was fucking logged in too.

 

I actually almost did. Big deep was referring to crazy's vehicle experience lol

 

So I'm pretty sure one of the county's ambulances has train horns.

 

We need to get big black dildo and sex swing to the top!

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Were you paying that close attention to the price? Are you sorry you weren't able to get it on sale?

It's like some of them never owned a new vehicle (or a truck for that matter) and their fathers failed them in their youth. Yes, oil must be changed. No, that isn't a sound to be worried about. Yes, racing stickers add horsepower. I weep for their upbringing.

And then there were the permabannable crazies. Aside from our whack job with the perpetual lean, the freaking hate on why there couldn't be rear disk brakes or a diesel motor. Dudes, that's a Toyota engineering decision, nothing to slit your wrists over.

When I think of stupid, though, it's off the web and driving around Austin. I just got a 1080p dash cam - I expect to be getting video and images of the insanity. If anything, I'll have irrefutable evidence for the next wreck I witness. I might put another one in the rear window to film all the fucktards texting and driving behind me.

 

Jesus Christ

 

We used to have them. The one we have now only has a single horn. Sucks.

 

The big new ones have airhorns but this was a damn trainhorn for sure. Blew my weave back

 

I just remembered it being $9 from all the times someone said something about the items discussed list.

 

The other day I was at a 4 lane Intersection. 1 to turn left; two in the middle to go straight, 1 on the right to turn right. Anyways, ambulance is coming so everybody pulls to the right. Except for the jackass that saw the ONE open lane at the intersection that decided to move from the safe lane on their right to the open lane on the left! Lol.

Fool ran the red to let the ambulance through.

 

Gotta love people.

 

Today I had a fucktard in a third gen (no offense Cap) poking at his phone in the lane next to me. I tapped my horn, pointed at my eyes then the road. Dude wags his finger at me. Told my wife and she couldn't believe homicide didn't occur.

Yeah. Upbringing certainly seems to have something to do with it.

 

I see that all the time. The far right lane will be open and all the ones to the left full. I'll just go right to get on through. One dickhead has to pull into the lane I'm trying to get through that was open.

 

I want to know what this hype about rear wheel disks is? Aren't hubs more reliable?

 

Yes I know I'm supposed to stay left but sometimes it's easier to not have to stop and wait for 15 cars to move right.