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Well, things sure do change in 24 hours. Last night a guy sent me a text at 6:45 asking me if the bike was still for sale. I didn't see it till I was going to bed, so I didn't answer. Well, at 7:15 this morning he sent another text asking the same thing. I told him I probably had a deal with a dealer. He really wanted the bike, and so I sold it to him for 2 grand more than the dealer was going to give me.

 

Good job now :} When do you pick up the new truck....:}

Cypher

 

LOL.

 

Oh Sorry was fighting off FIC when I read that , though you were having the problem lol yeah screwing with maintenance people is a bad idea ask any pilot...:} As the saying goes HS degree fixing what a College degree screwed up:}

Cypher

 

boring makes a long day

 

Law of Rules







.Law of Mechanicchaal Repair -

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.



2.Law of Gravity

- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped,will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.


3.Law of Probability

- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


4.Law of Random Numbers

- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.


5.Variation Law

- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.


6.Law of the Bath

- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.


7.Law of Close

Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


8.Law of the Result

- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!


9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


10 .Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They arethe ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have longgangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.


11.The Coffee Law

- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.


13.Law of Physical Surfaces -


The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.


14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.



15.Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.


16.Law of Public Speaking - A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!


17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!(like Rye-Krisp)


18.Doctors' Law

- If you don't feelwell, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.





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That's about it.

 

On the rare occasion someone thinks they can screw with me, I do get revenge and I am a very patient man...someone at work is going to learn that very quickly.

 

Tell us about it when the deed is done!

 

I will! It's a lot of work, and getting revenge is only a tiny part of the entire task, but it's there and I will enjoy every little bit I get out of it.

 

No one knew it was me could have been anyone within the 200yrd range it takes to reach the transmitter on the gate

 

@USMarine-check your 6!

 

This was at my friends storage yard !!!

 

for what you've given to me you shall recieve 3 fold in return

 

So sorry Chris. Hope you get the surgery soon and it's successful

evening boys

 

evening m'am

 

Howdy Miss Sue!

 

So, a stop sign.



Sorry selective reading.