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Mmm... biscuits... cinnamon rolls... crescents

 

I say I'm gunna make a big breakfast for lunch and you're invited just so I can smack you for calling me a doughboy

 

You know, they probably didn't have the strongest of father figures in their lives to show them how to be real men and use tools properly, hence why they're hipsters.

 

NEEDS TO BE LOUDER!!!!!!!!

 

Hangover food FTW!!!

 

My dad never taught me to be a real man, either... which is why y'all will have to make sure I don't fuck shit up tonight.

I like your style.

 

Super glue you to your chair

 

Baby just left for a hike on the greenbelt with her sister

Going to wash the truck while she's gone.

Good morning everybody!!!! I'm hungover af but going to push through!!!

 

Wtf bro... you just botched about not fitting in your tux. Get out there. The green belt rules. Last time I hiked it, some cute hippy girls were playing with giant Hulu hoops and we smoked em out and they decided to hike with us. Then we banged in the car.

 

I have other ways of bending your will.

 

You've done a great service to society, and we thank you for it

Lol please......you own guns and teach other women to use them, you're willing to learn and do the work yourself, and you own a chop saw. I'd say you're head and shoulders above most women (same goes fo all the women who hang out on this thread), and can probably start showing these hipster boys how to be real men

 

Don't need it.

 

Obviously I can't tell you, dur dur.

 

I seriously don't know why this is still funny to me! I think it's the mental picture of an angry @KelticAngel doing this, and how hilariously stereotypical it would be. I really kinda want to make her a potato gun now.

 

Bout to go kick some family ass in corn hole

 

So I did a quick Google search.....not what I expected, but not disappointed either.

 

Better use it to make me some Idaho nachos