What would you do if your neighbor........

I guess Im not much of a man for decency if Im putting a fence up...go 6 ft and JURASSIC PARK THAT BITCH!

 

Now I'm going to have to come shit in your yard. Damn thief! lol

 

Dammit man!

 

In your post, you say that it was your "yearly wash and wax", or something like that. I don't know if you were being serious or not but they have probably been doing that forever....this might just be the first time that you notice.
When I was living back home, our neighbor would come and ask me to move my truck, every time he mowed his lawn. He knew/often saw that I like to keep my truck clean.
They, mosy likely, have other properties where no one has told them that what they are doing is wrong and can damage property.
I'm in no way defending their actions but, like I said, they just keep doing it(and will) until you let them know that you have a problem.....believe me, I know my people.

 

I didn't ASS-ume, why I said "likely non-resident aliens" - PC bro being PC. My wife was a non-resident alien at one point too so not being an asshole here.

 

6' and walk around naked back there and wait to catch him peeking through the fence. Call him out on being a perve.

 

My door ding protection is to park in Bumfuck, Egypt!

I kicked around sliders but I think the step bars work the best for what I'm using them for.

 

Yes true that what my wife told me.. keep it cleaner and get more respect. pssst...

I actually did pay for truck with money, so I should get to be the one to fuck shit up if I want to, not my neighbors yard guys.

Yearly as in hand wash n wax ... next morning green shit on truck. I go to drive thru wash the rest of the time. Paint job isn't the best thing about this truck that's for sure.

 

My first thought. When I buy a house, the very first thing I do is solid fence, as tall as bylaws allow, 360-degrees around the property. Sliding entry gate. Locks on every single exterior door. More motion sensors, cameras, and LED lights than in god damn fort knox. Forget being neighbourly - I don't want to even remember that neighbours exist, and if someone comes onto my property, I'll damn well know about it.

I'd happily put up barbed wire if that was legal.

A four foot fence? You drive a sissy four-cylinder, too?

Six footer or GTFO. Be a man. Do the right thing!

 

Dude that's like full blown CIA!

 

More like full-blown I-live-in-Canada-where-robbers-will-win-the-lawsuit-if-your-dog-bites-them-as-they-are-robbing-you-at-knife-point. Not even kidding - dogs have been put down as a result of this shit here. Anyone that breaks into my property will have bigger problems to worry about than my German Shepherd biting their nuts off.

No way am I risking some moron breaking in, getting bit, and then having my dog put down as a result. Or some degenerate cop showing up at the wrong house and shooting the dog because it looked at him. Or some neighbour's little rat-sized "dog" running into my yard, provoking my own dog, getting its ass bit, and then dealing with the resulting animal control fun. Or the same shit with a dumbass child. Or some neighbour blowing grass on my truck!

 

Glorious thread. Typical retiree problems... yeah it's 4/20... light one up and all your problems will float away

 

Retiree? Homie, I ain't even hit 30 yet. I haven't even reached the grumpy-old-fuck stage... you just wait!

But I also didn't realize it was 4/20 today... so clearly the youth is fading away .

 

I like you. If you were my neighbor we'd get along great

 

Yes a 4 foot fence. I like my neighbors. No, I have a v6 in a DCLB and a v8 4runner if size matter to you.

The cold of the great north must be making you think you need to compensate for something.

 

I agree totally brother "when in doubt, frag out!" But man I always thought Canada was the land of the chill and not crazy. Bummer to hear that this is just in the movies.

 

X2

 

The only people who say size doesn't matter are the ones with nothing to show for in the size department, and Miata drivers!

It's good to be on good terms with the neighbours. Makes life a LOT more pleasant for everyone.

 

Wasn't talking to you haha.

 

I'm going to move to the interior of BC in a few years. Move next door and we'll terrorize the neighbourhood!