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Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by BulletToothTony, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. Apr 25, 2017 at 8:44 PM
    JFick

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    :rain: 'Tis hailing in Oklahoma.
     
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  5. Apr 26, 2017 at 4:08 AM
    357sig

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    Oh yea, Texas has grass. Lots and lots of grass. Cali usually had dirt for lawns

    Cause it would look weird if they were ass to mouth... :rofl:
     
  6. Apr 26, 2017 at 4:10 AM
    357sig

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    :rofl:You really quoted me
     
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  8. Apr 26, 2017 at 4:46 AM
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    It was a good quote :laugh:
     
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    just swiped right on a tranny ... delted profile shortly after

    :rain:
     
  11. Apr 26, 2017 at 7:21 AM
    phillstill

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    Was she at least good looking? :notsure:
     
  12. Apr 26, 2017 at 7:39 AM
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    How did you know, did you get an invite to be on the Jerry Springer show?
     
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    :rofl:

    I could see your face just like "Oh fuck" and then franticly deleting your profile.
     
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  14. Apr 26, 2017 at 7:50 AM
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    I wasn't sure if it was an "oh, crap" moment, or if he found his match and didn't need the app any more. :D
     
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    They probably asked to compare weiners and he realized he fucked up.
     
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  16. Apr 26, 2017 at 7:54 AM
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    :rofl::rofl:

    ...when your woman's wiener is bigger than yours...
     
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    Is this what you do on your day off?
     
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    Just bought this stupid thing...
     

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