Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Wondering the same

 

Gnar.

 

Bruh! Is that a turd?!
If so, your cat might be a magician.

 

If it was my cat, it might be dead. Or soon to be. But, I hate cats, so no chance of that happening in my house. Whatever the fuck that is.

 

Wow. Looks like it ate something whole and shit something whole.

 

Yes it's poop haha. We got one chill ass cat named Conan and the other is newer and a rescue. She's the culprit for sure, doesn't let me touch her but they are best buds. I would have a dog but we are not allowed where we live. Hoping to buy a house next year and a dog will follow!

 

Dude dogs are rad and all, but that certainly doesn't get you out of the turd zone...

So while we're on the subject of poo let me share this little gem of fatherhood and dogfatherhood for ya.

To set the scene... I have a 3.5 yr old named Willa, And a 10 yr old Treeing Walker Coonhound named Sadie Sue.

We have a little potty next to the regular toilet for Willa to use, which she does at her own discretion. However, she doesn't always empty it into the big toilet. Occasionally there are some pretty substantial turds chilling in the little potty until mom or dad notices and dumps it.

So the other day we leave the house to go do some stuff that doesn't include Sadie, she's left at home. She gets pissed that she can't roll with us and plots revenge.

Damn Sadie Sue goes and sniffs out a big loaf that W left in the potty, fishes that bad boy out of the pot and flings the damn thing all over the bathroom, down the hall and onto the carpet... where she proceeds to roll in it, grinding it into the carpet, and her fur. And then chills till we get home.

God damn motherfucking piece of shit dog I swear.

Steam cleaners and a trip to the groomers for The Sue.

She's rolled in some funky stuff before but I'm pretty sure this takes the cake.

Post groomer pic...

 

Yeeeeaaaah. Cats don't eat couches, either.

 

The kids want a cat. I'm allergic, so I told them to go ask their mom. Pretty confident she'd say no cuz she's not exactly doling out the pu.... nevermind.

 

There's some cats I'm fine around and some other cats that make me go into a sneezing fit. No idea what's going on but I won't own a cat so it doesn't bother me enough.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/cremation-apos-overly-obese-apos-124507710.html

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/302298078643#

 

If you pulled the cat out of a burning building I'll consider it a "rescue" if you got it from a kid in front of a store or at the pound it's just called a free cat.

 

This has been my motto for years;

A cat indoors is a pet. A cat outdoors is a target.

My dogs agree. Damned things seem to like my yard more than anyone elses, and prefer to climb on my cars. Cat owners just let them out to roam the hood but Don gets shit for his dogs off leash. Fuck'um. So, jb, it's not too soon.

 

Agree 100%. If I let my dog out and it climbs over my fence and shits in your garden in your backyard people would lose their fucking mind but somehow if a cat does that it's totally acceptable. Fuck that I say it's open season if it crosses my fence. I'm tired of finding cat shit in my vegetable garden

 

That thing is fricken sweet!
I'd imagine the reserve price might be a little higher then the current bid

 

Thats a nice mount jon, what kind is it?

 

Damnit Phil.

 

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