Does anybody have any weird habits or quirks?

With all due respect,you have some serious issues that need addressing.

 

Don't know if this one's been mentioned yet, but I'm a joint-cracker. I always do it in sequence...left hand knuckles, right hand knuckles, left elbow, right elbow, left side of neck, right side of neck. At least a few times per day. Drives some people crazy but feels amazing.

 

I have to use a Q-tip to clean my ears after every shower... Also, before going #2 I always lift up the toilet seat to see if there are any spiders or bugs hiding out...

 

Prolly a good idea around here during spider season, swear I always see so many of them in the bathroom

 

Don't forget to check for snakes, too

Snake Bites Man's Penis In Terrifying Toilet Encounter

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html

 

lol great....

 

Or how about "nom nom nom" to describe something that was good they ate.

 

Please, stop, the agony

 

Hey hey stop that. I know and I am from here. But I am old. So that may not count.

 

I tend to eat around the burger before I bite into the burger



Also I have a habit of chasing after busty blonde milfs....

 

Repeated self inventory as I walk out the door. Keys, wallet, phone, hat, shades... then feeling each pocket even though I put my stuff in the same pocket every time.

 

Holy crap, I thought I was crazy until I read this thread. I have OCD but you all make me feel as normal as a beaver in a tooth pick factory.

 

If you're successful it could just be considered a talent. or possibly a crime if you meant literally

 

I have way to many to list. And this thread has hit on about half of them. Thanks everyone for making the world normal.

 

The other day I was at a red light behind a jeep and his license plate said 22s on 37s, or some configuration of that phrase. I had to fight back the urge to get out and fight him. Your tires go on your wheels. not the other way around. I can not stand seeing people say that and it happens so often with wheels over 20 inches. The worst is when someone posts on craigslist "20x12.50x35", thats just wrong. Please leave the planet.
This is my second biggest pet peeve. The first being people touching glass, especially when its a glass door and they touch the glass rather then the handle when opening.

 

But the handle has touched someone's balls or ass. The glass I can just shove with a part of my hand I am not going to use right away.

 

Only hilarious zombies go nom nom nom

 

I would rather touch the dirty handle and then wash my hands then to walk back through the same door and see fingerprints on the glass

 

Nope not even them. I just read that sentence you posted and after reading it just want to lose my shit!!!!