Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

still unimpressed

 

Thanks dog. If nothing pans out, I might just road trip for a while.

 

The fuck is that?!

 

Possum.

 

At least it wasn't a cat today.

 

Said the lady to the gentleman.

 

I'd rather watch my daughter enjoy herself than watch a game in all honesty, seeing a smile on her face was the best reason to have a child.

 

Plus the Giants suck!!!

No need to waste your time, fire sale happening soon.

 

Good year, bad year, still a fan

 

I see your bloody toe @t.hornstra and raise you...

I was illegally dumping my mattress and box spring in SLO before I moved back to Alameda. But when I yanked em out of the truck bed I forgot there was a pallet under the box spring and I crushed the fuck outta my big toe.

Cut to few days later at a kegger. Fucker steps on my toe in line . I give him the eyes as I rip it off right there with my hands.

Cut to a week later. Getting out of my buddies 66 mustang and a door sill screw sticking up rips my big toe open Beachside drunkenness occurs and the cut gets filled with sand. She still looks a little off... that was 15 years ago


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOsA4nH8yE

 

Did you mean too bad it wasn't a cat today?

 

That's what you get for illegally dumping your shit

 

SLO took plenty from me including my virginity, clean criminal record, passing GPA, and most of my liver...

I think they can handle an old cum stained mattress










But yeah karmas a bitch

 

Times like these are why...

 

That goat!

 

Better watch your mouth, that's the wife...

 

I lol'd

 

DAT
ASS
NUT
BUSTED

 

this is kinda how i pictured you away from the interwebz, that usually isnt the case