Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

I do but if you knew where I was working you would never think this would be possible.

 

If your luck is that bad, you might want to hide all day.

 

Epic comments

 

To the white third gen DCSB OR prerunner that kept trying to pass me from the right on 880 this morning:

1. Nice truck!
2. Sorry that moderate gap, between my truck and the car in front of me, dissapeared every time you came along side of me. Then you had to fall back in line, totally defeated.
3. There was nowhere to go. Long line of cars. You were only going to cut me off, and I was going the same speed as everyone in front of me.
4. Old 4.7 V8 beats new 3.5 V6. Everyfuckintime.
5. No hard feelings. But...

#roadrage

 

Always hated the what do you wanna do when you grow up question. Whatever the fuck I want is a good response...

When I was 5 I would have said scientist

10 I wanted to be Bill Dance

15 I was all about pro surfer

20 on was professional party animal



But when I was 35 I decided... I'm gonna slang some fuckin scooters

Bank approved the loan today

 

Hell yeah man, congrats! I saw someone on one of them yesterday

 

So what exactly is your new venture?
And congrats

 

Haha every time I see someone on crutches, in a cast, or on a scooter I'm like 'there goes $200'

Knee scooter sales/rental/delivery. I'm gonna crack into the wheelchair ramp rental game too

 

Congrats dude.

 

I don't have kids but I feel like this is pretty accurate

 

Have a website or anything yet? I run with a bunch of supermoto buddies someone is almost always in a cast lol

 

this is why I all ways carry TP in my truck and car.

 

Actual pic of Porter......

 

People freak out about a lil worm in the tequila.....goddamn Canadians using severed metatarsals?!?!? Da fuq!



http://m.sfgate.com/weird/article/Severed-toe-in-for-cocktails-stolen-from-bar-11236559.php

 

It's situations like this that I quickly realize which hand I use to eat and which one can be sacrificed.

 

Just bought a trasharoo for this seasons camping trips. Does that mean im cool yet? Asking for a friend.

 

Trasharoo + maxtrax = EAF

 

son of a...so close!

 

Congrats!