Death from above

She was just washed too. It's like they AIM.

 

California Pterodactyls

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuk that red with the black accents is so sweet~!

well........minus the poop of course!

 

I was coming in here hoping for a dead body falling out of the sky like in Con Air

 

Damn! Even got the wheel!​

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Damn looks like he sh!t himself to death. I had a owl or hawk sh!t on the cab of my truck this spring. Pile was massive for a bird!

 

At least you didn't have the sunroof open and that land inside.

 

Looks totaled

 

Thank you all for the laugh today.

 

People who say that it's good luck to get shit on just want you to feel better about getting shit on. lol

The only good thing that happens from getting shit on is how clean your truck will be after a full detail.

 

Aren't you glad that cows don't fly?

 

A buddy of mine got "straifed" by a pelican on the beach in Panama City, we saw it hitting the beach in front of us at about 15' out and 3 of us ran...my buddy got it "full face"... He puked for at least an hour... Funny as hell.. hehe

 

Out on lake Conroe one day my buddy Ronnie decides to get cute. He's got his fast little speed boat and eases close to a flock of coots then punches it.

We get right into the flock and Ronnie grabs one by the foot.

Scared the shit out of that coot, literally.

His face was covered in green shit.

We laughed for days and years.

 

Try on large seabird sometime. Pelican, osprey, etc.

Massive volume and rotten fish smell to boot!

 

Damn you. Was expecting something like hail damage or construction debris falling from up high. Thank goodness it wasn't.