Alabama thread!

But for sure she knows it was you, she wants your dick. No doubt.

 

Uh, "pecker"...we got kids in here.

 

The fact that she replied to "hi there, do I know you" is even more a testiment to how bad she wants in them drawers.

 

Absolutely.

It worked. But. There are a million better ways to ask that.

And Scotty...I'm happy that you chose to use proper capitalization and punctuation.

 

no matter how thin you pour a pancake, there's always gonna be two sides

 

It's hard not to start cracking up right now in a dead silent office.

 

yup, its clear as day

 

If scotty doesn't atleast get a date from this. He needs to like men.

 

You got this!

 

I try. What would the better ways have been? Hell I don't know an opening line for that..

 

If I had a nickel for every time a girl as beautiful as you added me on Facebook id have 5 cents....

 

Only like 3% of girls like corny pick up lines. With those odds, I'm not doing it.

 

Also, sometimes I annoy myself with trying to figure out proper punctuation and grammar when typing. I think to myself "wtf man it's texting it doesn't matter", but then it bugs me.

 

well, then you only need to ask 33 to be successful. keep asking

 

I'm at like 80 lol

 

Says the single man.

 

you are in for one hell of a run then