Walmart Anti Theft Scanners

Man honestly I bet it was one of my roommates trying to fuck with me but it never ended up working in Lubbock and I never noticed it was there

 

I just looked that up. Ew.

 

Wow, I'd run to my truck like I was guilty. Let them tackle or hold me for the police, then sue for a million for false arrest, injury and most importantly 'trauma', I can't go into a store with security anymore, I need a personal shopper to do it for me now... While I go camping all year...

jk, I punch the f@ck and tell them to get a real job... Then sue

 

Every time the "security" rent a cop is at least 60 years old, not sure i'd punch them, but at the same time... I doubt they could stop me

 

Having a 'guard card' and done the job, I would not hit someone for just doing their job. Some people I have worked with take it tooooooo seriously. It's not my job to get hurt, not really my job to hurt someone.

 

Prison Wallet!