3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

I Googled it too, and still too deep for me, maybe tomorrow once the liquor wares off.

 

Beat me to it by 32 minutes lol

 

Ya, repair shop gouged the insurance company! I paid $100 for both bodyside decals and installation, they charged $250 for one side only. Don't care though, insurance paid for everything. These Toyota parts are expensive though. Plus 8.7 hours of painting for 2 small scratches, holy crap!

 

I'm new to this thread
but I love a good haiku
Vodka tonic tits

(Am I doing it right?)

 

LOL, Dennis, you need to move that cloth deeper.

 

Juxtaposition of entities in haiku cannot be simply the throwing together of just anything; the poet must have the intuition that certain things, albeit of "opposite" characteristics, nonetheless have a resonance with each other that will evoke a revelation when they are juxtaposed in accordance with the time-tested canons and aesthetics of haiku.

Quoted from http://simplyhaiku.com/SHv5n3/features/Sterba.html

 

YES! Welcome!

 

Juxtaposed bullshit
Is not acceptable here
That seems like bullshit

 

Glad to hear you got your truck back Greg!
That Mazda must have raised your estrogen levels.

 

Fuck ya

 

You have no idea.

 

Can only imagine

 

I mean it's a nice car to drive and is a little sporty, but damn my Vigey felt like it could use a tampon. To the point I told the wifey, "Ya, you can drive".

 

You lactating bro?

 

I think his front diff was seeping

 

Yup, almost...we don't know your poison on this fine evening of Japanese culture...drunk poetry!


Welllllllll?