women... they irritate me so much

Start taking one of her friends out camping or doing fun stuff you never do with her, Make sure its all out in the open so she knows. She first will get pissed then she will want you all for herself . Women love to try to change you into what they want. Add the challenge of taking you away from her friends Will make her nuts! Be a nice guy to her friend unless shes really hot, Then the first girl really doesn't matter. Dont get hung up on the first chick and for dam sure don't act like a lost puppy around her, She will play you like a out of tune guitar! Make sure she knows you always have other options even if you don't at the time.

 

man she jumped on you and you didnt make a move thats what happend you pussy'd out she wanted you to throw her down on the couch and have your way with her. She probably was embarrased the next day. Either that or you are a terrible kisser and women hate that. Next time that chit happens dont hesitate to grab a boob with one hand while the other is taking off you pants.

 

lol dude... you can have her... saw her the other day... looks like she got in a fishing accident and had this big ass piece of metal sticking out her lip! lip/tongue piercing are a turn off... i dont wanna be getting stabbed by that shit.

 

Take her fishing with ya!

 

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