Why do people lie about what they paid for a third gen? ... mostly BS thread

If you ever find yourself needing a twister board just text message me and I'll fire off some numbers and colors

 

Also I made a list of trucks that exist

Ford f 150
Chevy Silverado
Honda Ridgeline
Toyota Tacoma
Nissan Titan

 

I see you have a loose definition of "truck"

 

The ridgeline is not a truck...

 

I KNOW RIGHT

 

The Ridgeline is to trucks as margarine is to butter.

Looks like a truck, spreads on bread like a truck, but once it hits your taste buds you know it's not a GD truck.

"I can't believe its not a truck" spread.

 

First of all. How dare you.

Second, I only made that list to be a smartass.

Third, ICBINB (I can't believe it's not butter) is fucking amazing. EVERY single time, I cannot believe that it ISNT butter. And when I have actual butter, I WISH it was ICBINB.


How about this

I CANT BELIEVE YOURE NOT IGNORED




Jk

 

Forum gold right there.

 

No worries its easy mistake to make. I'm just sayin' put a Ridgeline in your mouth and you'll tell the difference right away.

Plus I never said margarine was bad, just it isn't butter.

 

a 2002 Suburban is more like 7000 pounds if it's got gas and some crap inside. Their small gas tank was 31 gallons. Your truck is almost 5000 with stuff and a driver inside.

 

Looks about right.except...Tundra?????

 

Oh and Colorado. You forgot the fucking Colorado. And why does my spellchecker always want to change fucking to ducking?

 

I too am a big fan of ICBINB. We get large tubs of it from Costco.

*Sorry about my cat's asshole in the pic, I haven't figured out how to crop.

 

Well, @stun gun did some pretty shabby work on that truck list. JUST SAYIN. I think he's a closet Ridgeline lover. There, I said it.

 

You have a gorgeous countertop.

 

Cropping is easy. I will help you out.

 

My list is a mirror image of your list

 

I loled

 

I made a collage because I'm feeling festive and hormonal