YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO BUY THESE 265/65R17 COOPER AT3s ON TRD RIMS!

Probably put me in the dog house and banned from group buys.

 

Worth it!!

 

No buyers yet? Shit, you buy these things today and I'll even give ya a little hug. Not one of those one-armed, slightly leaning out to one side, only giving you three pounds on the back hug......... I'm talking one of those two-armed, full-frontal contact (genital-to-genital), hands wrapped up and around your back and firmly affixed to your shoulder blades, with my head resting in your right neck / shoulder crevice area type hug.

I will be as close to you as legally possible, even in Nevada! When you get home, your wife won't ask about your new tires and wheels........ she will ask why you have a smile on your face, a slight tear in your eye, and a little hitch in your giddy up! #iknowhowtobegentle

 

You should just sell the nice tires separate, and throw those rims (ugliest rims Toyota ever made) in the scrap pile. Recycle them so they can make some beer cans.

 

Maybe they don't want gentle

 

Well,

After a lot of moaning, panting, deep knee bends, and only the most liberal amount of Astro-Glide.......... I can finally state with infatical approval, that my tires are sold.

What I foolishly thought would be a "quick and dirty cash transaction" unexpectedly snowballed out of control - and resulted in my life being forever changed.

Scene: Me and my bride sitting in my (NOT ours!) Tacoma, swealtering in the midday's sun, awaiting our Craigslist rendezvous. When much to my surprise arrived what I can only describe as the most beautiful, hersute, chiseled individual I have ever laid my worn-torn eyes upon. He was truly breathtaking. My wife took one look at him, then proceeded to strike me about the face - all while lementing her desicion to allow me to grow seed upon her.

He continued to exit his vehicle, all the while entering our hearts. I then proceeded to "show him the goods", despite my wife's constant stares of approval cutting through him by the second.

I relayed to him the agreed upon price - to which he openly scoffed - with a robust "yeah, fucking, right?!" He both received and recoiled my pestulant desire for financial gain, and returned to the negotiations with a steadfast: "I'll give you three hundred cash, I'll slap you on the ass like a lady, and I'll make out with you wife - and make you watch, Carla!".

Now, first off - my name is in fact NOT Carla, but I do appreciate the fact that he took the time to make the insult personal and a side reference to my actual government given name. Secondly............ and more aside to my original posting:

The tires are sold, my ass hurts, and I'm pretty sure my wife is pregnant again - and he did in fact....... wait for it....... HAVE THE BALLS TO BUY MY TIRES!

 

Legend has it they are still for sale to this day...

 

I don't know...I'm seeing some fine mani work up top and pedi work down at the bottom thru the photographic haze. Thinking that the truck those rubbers were on has seen more than a few hundred dozen trips to House of Happy Feet and Cucumber Water Spritzers.

 

This was the best for sale thread I have ever read. Lmao. I hope you sell something else soon.

 

Well........ your mom is starting to get pretty high mileage, maybe I'll put her up on the auction block?!!

 

Best thing I've seen all day. Week. Year.

 

That's funny, that is the exact quote I have tattood onto the side of my penis......... when flacid!

 

dear MOD: YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DELETE THIS THREAD! SOLD!