Alabama thread!

I have 2

 

man I swear we had the worst Stihl's when we did lawn care, and my old boss still swears against them....y'all are making me confused...

 

Here you go then. No confusion here. Plus, you get 2 satisfactions out of it. Cut down tree, and dem work out gains breh!

 

I have an axe I've been using, and I feel like a badass with it honestly, but I need something faster.

 

I dont either. I get paid on tuesdays. My wife gets three this month and i get three next month tho so thats always good.

 

get two and dual wield them things

 

Pick up the pace slow ass.

 

the two best tips I have for using and axe is to make sure it's sharp, and have someone else use it

 

I need to sharpen it, but don't have a grinder and haven't taken the time to file sharpen it

 

you don't have a grinder? what about a palm sander or a dremel?

 

neither lol, well I have a right angle grinder but not with a sharpening wheel on it, just cutting wheels.

 

A very strong lumberjack once applied for a job with a wood supplier. He was hired for the position and even offered a generous wage, and was thus determined to succeed and do his very best. His employer gave him an ax and showed him the way to the area of the forest in which he would be working.

On his first day, the lumberjack felled 18 trees, leaving his boss very pleased. “Well done. Keep up the good work,” he remarked pleased.

Buoyed and motivated by his employer’s encouragement, the lumberjack showed up for work the next day even more enthusiastic than he had been the day before. To his disappointment, however, he managed to fell just 15 trees that day.

On the third day, the lumberjack worked even harder, but ended up with a tally of only 10 trees.

And as each day passed, despite putting all he had into his work, the lumberjack managed to cut down fewer and fewer trees.

“I must be losing my strength,” he thought to himself, and decided to approach his employer to apologize and express his inability to understand what was happening to him.

“When was the last time you sharpened the blade of your ax?” his boss asked.

“Sharpen?” replied the lumberjack. “I didn’t have the time to stop to sharpen my blade; I was too busy chopping down trees.”

 

Guess he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

 

FTFY

 

Don't steal my thunder.

Bitch

 

The only thunder Auburn hears is when the Tide rolls over their ass.

 

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I remember learning how to use TW. Poor guy is about to catch flak, probably, knowing this place.

 

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