If you had a bad day. may this cheer you up.

In our art bullpen at work one of our junior guys and one of the assembly guys decided to make a cardboard snorkel. I found them trying to tape it to my truck.

I take these types of challenges very serious. Escalation of this is basically what I dream about everyday.

While jr art department lackey was at work I hastily photoshopped a license plate, printed it and trimmed it, then went out to his truck at lunch and since he car show parks everywhere his new plate went onto the back of his truck.

I tried to get video but didnt want to throw him off or onto us. He left around 4 today and i havent heard from him at all yet, so im hoping its still on. I give you SPRM LVR

 

I see you draw dicks at work.
We do the same..

 

10/10

 

so so many.

 

Extra laughs if a cop runs the "fake plates" and lights him up

 

Or if it comes back stolen.

 

Or the cop is gay..
Plot twist....

 

I'd love to hear the cop call the tag in over the radio.

 

same guy during the holidays.

 

This is quite glorious.

Payback is a you know what.

 

But where are the pics of the cardboard snorkel?

 

I literally spend all the moments of my day HOPING someone does some shit.We had some pretty epic wars somewhere else i worked.

I once plugged the dongle for a usb mouse into a co-workers PC, accepted new hardware and hid the bluetooth mouse under my desk. For three weeks I controlled his computer remotely moving the cursor, clicking with my foot randomly even so far as somehow shutting his computer down. IT came down like 4 times and never once got wind of the dongle in the back. At one point they wiped his PC clean and reinstalled windows. it was too late to say anything at that point.

We had another where one of our copywriters put vasoline under the door handles of my car. So I took the the air vent off in his office and bought the largest fresh whole fish i could from the market and slid it about 4 feet into the vent. Put the cover back on and cranked the heat in his office overnight with the door shut. It was unholy.

one of our other coworkers got rolls of the pallet shrink wrap and used like 3 of them wrapping that copywriters car up to 3 other cars in the parking lot.

so yeah, I hope hes ready for round 2.

 

Well done...well done.

 

Coworker was giving me crap one time so I rolled a dummy hand grenade under his desk right between his feet, he went straight up yelling like a girl!! Didn't mess with me after that!

 

Well played sir

 

Lol. You boys are vicious.

 

My Harley buddies were giving me a bad time because I ride a Road Star. So I placed a tablespoon of motor oil under the engine side over of the worst offender. He freaked thinking his new scooter was leaking oil.

 

I actually did have a really bad day. Holy cow I needed this. Good way to end it.

Plus got some good pointers for dealing with my staff!

 

Chocolate covered cocktail onions or chocolate covered cotton balls are always a hit around the holidays.