Black(brown) widow spider?

When you find it in the wild you run.

 

Why are you all so terrified???
It's not like they are hunting us.

 

Don't know what it is about bugs at my house but they like to chill on my front porch. So far I've caught Camel Spiders, Scorpions, Lizards and now this

Just have to find me a snake now.

 

I've had one of those at my house in Sparks years ago. I don't know what it is. I have had a few snakes and one large scorpion too.

 

It's a Jerusalem cricket

 

Thanks!

 

A little pee came out on that one

 

We always called them potato bugs.

 

We get a lot of wolf spiders here (That's a 2 by 4 for reference ) but I did catch a yellow garden spider a while back.


But black widows and brown recluses are no joke. A friend of mine was bitten by both. Recluse on the wrist, they took a 2in by 4in diamond of skin out of his wrist and then stretched it together. Then about a year later got bit in the shoulder by the widow and it left a big divet.

 

My Co worker caught this red racer snake from under chassis of a customer's car. And I placed it inside an oil filter box and release the snake on Whiting Ranch trail. Snake a was grumpy being inside the box and the mountain bike ride didn't hell any.

 

You didn't believe me did ya.

I told you it was a Texas Brown Widow

 

My brother caught a red racer when I was growing up. It was huge and we had it in an aquarium. We would dare each other to wrap our hands and arms and let it bite us. He was a mean SOB. I for sure thought he was going to break the glass with how much he would strike when we got close. Mom got wise to what we were doing and made us get rid of it. Good times.

 

Brown widows here in South Carolina are aggressive little fucks. Black widows tend to hide.
Brown widows charge you like gangsta's. Fuck that shit

 

It'll cost you 25 bucks to squish the pet store variety!