AZ BS Thread 4²0

Also hide a fart machine somewhere that you can remotely activate while she's doin her class.

 

I'm all for somebody playing devils advocate. I came here partly to make sure I wasn't just being crazy..

She has this one class at home, thats it but wants it so quiet at home that so much as sitting a drink down on a table or the microwave running (no beep when it stops, we turned that off!) just running is too loud. Its ridiculous. I feel like I can't even be in my own place. I am totally fine with being quiet, not slamming doors, not playing music, not talking etc. but if I come home to eat lunch and opening the box on a pizza is too loud its crazy.

 

Sleep with her

 

This is also a good plan. Turn them on eachother.

 

Sometimes you have to take one for the team

 

That’s what brown bags are for

 

I’d also suggest leaving a bologna sandwich under her bed. Shit will rot and she won’t know where from.

 

A gross 5 minutes for a quiet year and a half

 

throw a un-packaged condom on the floor on his side of the bed.

 

Because I'm a moron and agreed to it.... Got us cheaper rent...

 

Oh whoops. Brain fart.

Too much cocain at lunch I guess.

 

I have really nice legs

 

Oh even better idea, poke holes in his condoms. Idk why.

But maybe they will move out in 9 months.

 

Whenever my roommate and I argue I just go outside and hit his car