Mall Rated as F**K!

Extra Hard Taco · Nov 24, 2017

IronWoodman said: ↑

If people will do this for a tv, imagine what they will do when there's no food in the grocery stores or the Internet collapses.
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Yeah, its going to get sporty for sure.

boynoyce · Nov 24, 2017

IronWoodman said: ↑

If people will do this for a tv, imagine what they will do when there's no food in the grocery stores or the Internet collapses.
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Consumerism to anarchy in one thread, TW at it's finest....

CaptainAwesome · Nov 24, 2017

boynoyce said: ↑

Consumerism to anarchy in one thread, TW at it's finest....
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I mean it is Black Friday. Consumerism and anarchy are essentially one on this day. It's like an eclipse.

Besides I think we're all guilty of watching Black Friday chaos on YouTube or the news... Or going to Black Friday sales to witness the carnage. Or getting in the center of the crowds and throwing the first punch just to jump start the madness... Hahaha I'm kidding I'm kidding... Or am I?

Garyji · Nov 24, 2017

Keep him "wrenching" and F**K the video games!!! That is, unless you want him in your basement/couch for the next 20 years.

G.

coma toy · Nov 24, 2017

medic2230 said: ↑

Typical 4x4 action on a Black Friday sale event. Been doing that for years. Along with making my own parking spots. Nothing to see here.
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Park on the grass with a big Toyota sign on the windshield. They'll think it's advertising!!!!!

walterj · Nov 24, 2017

Roland-TB303 said: ↑

With the off road he must have used the mall crawl mode at some point
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I didn't spring for the extra button. I got the free extra pedal/shift lever set instead. But, I did go pretty slow at one point

motogeek · Nov 24, 2017

walterj[OP] initial post: ↑

$200 smash and grab. Then we bomb back down the grassy knoll! SPLASH! thru the ditch... and bound back out onto Mall Blvd over the curb into traffic with a PS4 and mighty Taco covered in mud!
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Sounds fun!

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Broheim · Nov 24, 2017

But..but..is it ... "AF"?

MalinoisDad · Nov 24, 2017

walterj[OP] initial post: ↑

Noble preamble:

My kid is 17 and works as a dishwasher part time. He has $216 to his name after buying parts to fix broken car which is still broke down but we will wrench on that tomorrow. He wants a PS4 but is broke AF. It's Thanksf**kingGiving but Walmart has 1TB PS4s at $200 while supplies last*. I hate the consumer whore culture that created this disaster but... $150 off is $150 off. So, softie that I am I agree to drive him there.

The drama unfolds:
HOLY FU*K! It's a sh1t show of epic proportions. Crazy people running with big screen TVs. All we need is a car burning and it would look like Detroit 1 minute after the Pistons got robbed of a championship. Cars stacked up and up in every isle, no spots, no way in or out. But wait... is there? I mean, there is no "approved" way but... Taco Supreme to the rescue.

Exciting conclusion:
Like Baby Driver I go into improv mode. Over the curbing, angled across the drainage ditch full of .... ? SPLASH, up the 40' embankment to the back of the lot... a quick retail strike from the boy via the automotive section register and back out again. A $200 smash and grab. Then we bomb back down the grassy knoll! SPLASH! thru the ditch... and bound back out onto Mall Blvd over the curb into traffic with a PS4 and mighty Taco covered in mud!

I am mall rated as fuck! Like a boss.

I might need a lift for Target or Kohls though. Maybe some sliders.
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I, for one, enjoyed reading this. I can somewhat relate. Enjoy that console, even though it isn't an Xbox One X

tcjacado · Nov 24, 2017

walterj[OP] initial post: ↑

Noble preamble:

My kid is 17 and works as a dishwasher part time. He has $216 to his name after buying parts to fix broken car which is still broke down but we will wrench on that tomorrow. He wants a PS4 but is broke AF. It's Thanksf**kingGiving but Walmart has 1TB PS4s at $200 while supplies last*. I hate the consumer whore culture that created this disaster but... $150 off is $150 off. So, softie that I am I agree to drive him there.

The drama unfolds:
HOLY FU*K! It's a sh1t show of epic proportions. Crazy people running with big screen TVs. All we need is a car burning and it would look like Detroit 1 minute after the Pistons got robbed of a championship. Cars stacked up and up in every isle, no spots, no way in or out. But wait... is there? I mean, there is no "approved" way but... Taco Supreme to the rescue.

Exciting conclusion:
Like Baby Driver I go into improv mode. Over the curbing, angled across the drainage ditch full of .... ? SPLASH, up the 40' embankment to the back of the lot... a quick retail strike from the boy via the automotive section register and back out again. A $200 smash and grab. Then we bomb back down the grassy knoll! SPLASH! thru the ditch... and bound back out onto Mall Blvd over the curb into traffic with a PS4 and mighty Taco covered in mud!

I am mall rated as fuck! Like a boss.

I might need a lift for Target or Kohls though. Maybe some sliders.
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we need video.

Thunder Fist · Nov 24, 2017

I thought it was funny. Solid story telling OP.

CaptainAwesome · Nov 24, 2017

I had to google what baby driver was. I thought he tossed an infant in the driver seat and rode shotgun

cosmicfires · Nov 24, 2017

IronWoodman said: ↑

If people will do this for a tv, imagine what they will do when there's no food in the grocery stores or the Internet collapses.
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Nah it won't be on sale, they'll be paralyzed at home wondering why the tv won't work.

Extra Hard Taco · Nov 24, 2017

CaptAmerica · Nov 26, 2017

I feel your pain brother. If you think you’re approaching the end of your Black Friday days, think again.

I flew two sorties this weekend. The one on Friday was 13 straight hours. Saturday 5 more. Why? Our son is grown, we have no grandchildren yet, we were done. No need!

But no. It wasn’t to be. She discovered “Angel Tree” and got some other kids to shop for. I was necessary because she needed a getaway driver/pack mule, and the Asphalt Avenger does have a spacious “trunk.” It was nightmarish, especially the two hours in line at Fry’s.

Why? WHY, DEAR GOD?!? I was out! I was free!

But no.

daddy_o · Nov 26, 2017

CaptAmerica said: ↑

I feel your pain brother. If you think you’re approaching the end of your Black Friday days, think again.

I flew two sorties this weekend. The one on Friday was 13 straight hours. Saturday 5 more. Why? Our son is grown, we have no grandchildren yet, we were done. No need!

But no. It wasn’t to be. She discovered “Angel Tree” and got some other kids to shop for. I was necessary because she needed a getaway driver/pack mule, and the Asphalt Avenger does have a spacious “trunk.” It was nightmarish, especially the two hours in line at Fry’s.

Why? WHY, DEAR GOD?!? I was out! I was free!

But no.
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That's a good thing you and her are doing with the Angel Tree. It is worth the time spent in lines.

StealthMedia · Nov 26, 2017

Actually a sick story fam

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