PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

@Ellis Precision shift knob!

 

And she won an award at the Carlisle Truck Nationals this year!

 

I'd give it 3.5 to 5 on a scale of 1 to 10.

 

If you decide to make a build thread, I definitely will be following. Five lugs aren't well liked around here by many, but I sure as hell love them! Looks like you have a nice mod list going!

 

Why aren't they?

 

I'm not too sure honestly. Guys say that we're glorified Honda Civic and stuff lol

 

Everyone on TW seems to like my RC. Besides, Civics are front wheel drive!

Also, I really wanted a 4x4 but the only new 2009-2010 RC 4X4s available in my area were stick shift. I know how to drive stick now, quite well actually; but 8 years ago I couldn't. I told my dad I was willing to learn, but he said it was just another distraction.

Needless to say, when your dad buys you a brand new truck when you get your learners permit, you don't have much to complain about...

 

Okay, so I got drunk with my coworkers, did the responsible thing, and called an Uber. My Uber driver was this pretty woman named Jessica in a Mitsubishi Lancer. Even when I'm drunk, I'm quite good at differentiating one car from another. As I'm walking outside, I see these two guys who are much drunker than me trying to get in the backseat of a blue Mitsubishi Lancer. I walk out the front door of Other Side and I'm like "Excuse me, that's my Uber." Apparently the two guys who tried to jack my Uber cussed at me because my Uber driver apologized to me for this. I don't even remember them cussing at me.

THE VERDICT: Driving drunk is a fucking dumb thing to do, if you are responisble enough to call an Uber or a Lyft, then there's a good chance your driver will be a pretty 27-year old woman, and a base model 2011 Mitsubishi Lancer actually has a decent factory sound system!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

This thread is hoppin'! Nice!

 

Thanks!

 

The lovely lady in the Lancer also told me about Uber Eats, which is food delivery. One does not require a 4-door vehicle to deliver food, so a regular cab Tacoma will do just fine! I think I'm gonna sign up!

 

@Plain Jane Taco
Random question, Bill...

If you won the lottery, would you buy the $800 LEGO Millennium Falcon?

 

How'd you get the "ChadsPride Likes This" thing in your signature?

 

@98tacoma27
@Sear87
@EODTRD
@Plain Jane Taco
@PROseur
@ChadsPride

These are both the adult equivalents of an ice cream truck!





Especially if you're a LEGO person!

 

So I take a picture of the ChadsPride thing and add it to my signature?

 

That'd get you banned by the mods. Nobody on here wants to see Chad's thing

 

You can use that one