PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

You’re in for a big surprise lol

 

So basically it's a kinky version of the knockout game...? That's what I found...

 

Ehhh kinda but there is more to it lol

 

If I was in a relationship with a woman and she asked me to tie her and/or spank her, something like that, then that's one thing. Bondage is one thing, and I don't have a problem with it at all...

Donkey Punching or anything that involves the potential for serious injury, mutilation, or death does not appeal to me in the slightest.

I have a good friend who also happens to be a former Marine, who is very open about his sex life. Something like donkey punching would not appeal to him either, but he is definitely into S&M. Some of the stuff he's into makes Fifty Shades of Gray look like a children's book, or the film version look like a Disney movie.

 

Children’s book? Lmao! Must be one freaky dude

 

@PROseur , you'll get a kick out of this story...

He's not my only friend who's seriously into BDSM either...

I have an older lady friend who's into that lifestyle, though nowhere near as kinky as my friend the former Marine, and also happens to have Asperger's. I showed her pictures of my Tacoma one time, and she immediately noticed the 4 moveable cleats in the bed of my truck. She's basically a lifestyle dominatrix, and went into great detail about all the kinky ways she could restrain a submissive/slave in the bed of my Tacoma!

 

Some of my holiday handiwork at the bar where I work!

The white LED lights on the railing going up the stairs have been there for a while, and I did not do all of those myself...



I just added the lights on the upper level fence and railing the other day...



The white lights on the outer fence have also been there for a while...



I just did the colored lights, though...



The reason for this jumble of lights is that most of them have a lot of individual bulbs out. I've remedied this by simply piling on more sets...




As you can see here, another supplementary strand largely went out. All of the white sets are in perfect working order, but most if not all of the multicolored sets are on their last legs. After New Year's, when my boss forces me to take them down, I'll probably just cut them off the fence...


My bar is better lit than North Korea!

 

UPDATE: My coworker sold the Subaru for scrap value and bought himself a used 2007 Honda CR-V EX-L AWD for like $6,000 (CASH, of course). This was about two weeks ago.

The CR-V has like 160K miles, but I have seen it and sat in it, and it is excellent condition for a 10-year old vehicle with such high miles. Plus, it's a Honda! 160K miles is barely broken in!

 

This is NOT the original opening post from this thread; One of the mods has merged some other threads of mine into this one!

I've just realized that my ultimate long-term goal is to build myself the ultimate regular cab 2WD 5-lug.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This specific post is originally from December 2017!


My truck, a silver streak mica 2010 RC with automatic transmission, has been in the family since it was purchased new in September 2009. Since 2013, I have steadily been modifying and upgrading it. For Christmas in 2016, my dad signed the title over to me and basically gave me the truck.

When I say "ultimate," I don't mean slammed or lifted, or a wacky paint job. I prefer a truck that is largely stock but ever-so-subtly customized. Basically, a truck that is still fully functional as a truck, but nice enough to be entered in a show.

Most of my mods are listed in my signature, but here's a full list.
@HomerTaco Toywerx Satoshi-style grille
@Ellis Precision billet gear selector knob
Boss double-DIN head unit with GPS and backup camera
Pioneer component speaker system
Platinum Apex 16-inch rims (in black with chrome lip; this variant no longer made)
WeatherTech rainguards
WeatherTech floormats
Intermittent windshield wipers

Planned upgrades over next year or two:

Window tint
Trailer hitch
Paint front brake calipers red
Replace worn-out factory bench seat with buckets from access cab
Custom enclosure with 8-inch subwoofer and external amp
Plasti-Dip Toyota and Tacoma emblems
Cruise control (still on the fence)
WeatherTech bug deflector (also still on the fence)

Both of my subsequent head unit installations can be seen in the "Audio/Video" section.

I already have a thread that's dedicated to me and stories about growing up with Asperger's Syndrome. Posts featuring bits and pieces about my Tacoma can be found throughout this thread.

Basically, I believe there is no point in buying a new vehicle when I can just steadily make improvements to the one I've got!

I'm going to turn this into a build thread for my Tacoma!

 

CLICK HERE for installation of Sony XAV-W650BT. This unit was returned to Crutchfield and replaced with the Boss GPS head unit (see below) and Clarion backup camera!

CLICK HERE for installation of Boss BV960NV GPS head unit!

 

@rjbiii
@TacomaZL

I've reposted this thread HERE, in the 5-lug section!

 

May 21st, 2017:

Installation of my new Toywerx Satoshi-style grille by the Grill Sergeant himself, @HomerTaco !





Relocating the horn:

 

What about suspension 0_o

 

I'm afraid to mess with the suspension. This is a daily driver that is regularly used to haul stuff. I don't want to totally "de-truckify" it by lowering or eliminating the suspension. Lifting it slightly would be nice though...

 

Throw a Fat Bobs kit on and be good to go!

 

How much? And how hard to install?

 

@Plain Jane Taco
@HomerTaco
@Blackout14
@ChadsPride

Seriously, it really is!

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea:


One bar in Doylestown, Pennsylvania:

 

Subbed the repost thread! It might be easier to PM a mod though and have them move it to the 5 lug section so you dont have to recreate it over there

 

This one is also perfectly innocent, but my mom didn't approve of it, and after the Pulse Nightclub shooting I permanently retired it from my tailgate...

 

What's the name of your bar again? I'm too lazy to go back through the thread!

Love reading your stories and seeing all you pictures by the way.