Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

about that far

 

Through Gatekeeper to the Granite Slabs. Leonard and I went further, almost to Ellis Creek Bridge. Walker Hill is super icy.

 

Dope!

 

It’s a bit past that

technically my friend Matt bitched out and stopped at the lake slabs. But I’m also glad he didn’t go because no chance he’d make it.

 

I’m going to murder my wife. She went out and drank and left her car at her friends but didn’t take her wallet or keys with her. So now she can’t get her car and has to drive my truck. She makes down the road and calls saying she can’t drive it because it’s too big and she can’t touch the pedals (she’s 5’1”). Now she wants to take the 4runner, so fine. Tell her the tires need to be balanced and it will vibrate. So she starts throwing a fit saying we have so many cars but none of them work...fml.

Then yells at me because the 4runner doesn’t have any gas in it, as if I should have known she was going to take it. Sometimes a van underneath a bridge sounds just delightful...

 

Cut the brake lines

 

You should be grateful she decided not to drive home. Maybe tell her to Uber down there?

 

Let’s not kill anyone until I’m able to take that Runner off your hands. Then you can do whatever you want. lol glad she didn’t drive home after a night of drinking though. Maybe a blessing in disguise.

 

I feel your frustration my friend. Wife got Shitty with me this morning because a gift she had bought for her friend is missing.
Me; where was it?
Wife ; in a small box that was in that bigger red box.
Me; where was that bigger red box?
Wife; in the corner with all those other empty boxes.
Me; you mean the ones you asked me to put in the recycling bin?
Wife; why wouldnt you look inside before you threw them away
Me;

 

Lol. My wife hasnt pissed me off today. She just put out so im good.

 

lol I'm at a swim meet all day but managed to get yelled at by wifey for eating all the ice cream last night. She bribed the kid today with it but they came home to an empty carton. She made me tell Huston on the phone that I ate it all then hung up on me after

 

Has my daughter in the car with her, I like that one.

Yes but I also was 1 min away from her at my moms and called to pick her up last night before taking the kids home. She wanted to stay out longer (get wasted) and took an unnecessary Uber ride home while the older kid cried because she wanted mom to come home...

Haha I go to jail going have to liquidate quick, meaning cheap sale...

This scenario seems only too familiar in our household.

Wife asks me the other day if I’m waiting for her to take the bathroom trash out (it’s completely overflowing) and I hadn’t noticed it. Told her no, but the trash can was full this last trash day so I didn’t clean out the bathrooms and notice it. Then ask her if she’s going to empty it, to which she replies, well not now that you know about it.

I once left her coffee cup on the counter in the bathroom for over a week to see how long she took to throw it out. Well 8 days later I couldn’t deal with it being there and asked her about it. She just shrugs and said she noticed it but didn’t think anything of it. It was filled with floating mold.

Well la-tee-da for you...

 

I let my wife sleep in and went for a really nice mountain bike ride in aurburn today

 

I'm hatin' on mine today. I feel ya'lls pain

 

This.

I was going to get up and ride out early by myself but didn’t. I’ve gotten into the habit of waiting for her to get up to see if she’ll ride with me. But she gets up and needs more time to wake up, while i’ve been up for hours and i’m itching to get out already. This rarely results in any riding.

 

I think all our wives have some how managed to get on the same menstrual cycle

 

You can't kill her now, you made it public on a forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXk3teJpzGU

 

For the last couple years I have been discarding my Bendadryl single serving wrappers in a vase on the bathroom vanity. She finally found them today, and started bitching at me. I just laughed and told her I was wondering how long it would be before she found them. Then she bitched about me not cleaning the bathroom. It's all good, though.