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Christmas Jokes

Discussion in '2nd Gen. Tacomas (2005-2015)' started by Wolftaco0503, Dec 15, 2017.

  1. Dec 15, 2017 at 7:39 PM
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    Wolftaco0503

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    A young boy was sitting on Santa's lap. Santa asked him what he wanted for Christmas. The boy said a unicorn. Santa replied, there is no such thing as a unicorn. Santa asked the boy what his second choice would be. The boy answered, a jeep that doesn't break down or leak oil. Santa replied, what color unicorn would you like.
     
    Wolftaco0503, Dec 15, 2017
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  2. Dec 15, 2017 at 7:41 PM
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    Why is Santa always happy and says Ho Ho Ho?

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    Because he knows where all the bad girls live
     
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