BIL /SIL venting thread

We all have that one BIL or SIL that does stupid stuff. And we all know you can not talk about them to your Wife or Husband without so this is a place to vent. NO NAMES PLEASE.

I will start: About three weeks ago my BIL calls my Wife at 8:30 at night and says his Wife has been shopping all day and Her phone is on the kitchen table and he is worried about Her. He wants my Wife to go out and look for her Sister. My Wife say's a few choice words and gets up and gets dressed to go out looking for Her Sister.
Just as my Wife left to go on this wild goose chase my BIL calls my Wife back and tells her that my SIL was in the bed in the spare room sleeping the whole time!! My Wife was pissed. I asked my Wife if BIL has always been doing stupid stuff and She said YUP!

 

Going to extend the IL to MIL... She's not a huge fan of me. Should would love for her son to have married a first grade teacher, who taught sunday school, dressed like June Cleaver, had supper on the the table and brought him his slippers... what he got was a cussin, swearin, whiskey drinkin, cigar smokin, pants wearin, truck ownin, hands in the dirt gal, with a couple tatts.

One morning at the breakfast table. Theres only 4 of us, small rectangle table. Food plates are passed around to each of us. Then she looks to her left, straight at my husband and asks "would Wendi like some OJ?" Meanwhile, Im sitting on her right...

What happened: I glared at husband. He responds "I dont know, she's right there, ask her." I love that man!
What I wanted to say: You know I can hear you?

 

Why we live in Florida and the entire family is in Ohio. Holidays are so peaceful. Btw it was 70 in Florida today and sunny. Mowed the lawn and had a fire on the patio by the pool. Christmas was great.