I'm sorry, but I gotta ask.....

You're fucking kidding me!!!!

 

http://theroadchoseme.com/

 

You kiddie fucking me?

 

I have kidney stones and I’m on Hydrocodone!

 

(In a slurred voice) I love you man!

 

My wife has said the same thing 100 times!

 

Don't know, they're divorced now...

 

Jesus fuck.

That was gnar gnar at 13:20!

But seriously. Kill them both.

 

There, there, it's OK, you can come over here and sit next to me. Here's a neat double bourbon.

 

Only $185 for the SKOTTLE (Skillet Kit Obnoxiously Tall Totally Lacking Efficiency), but of course, that does not include a burner or bottle. So, basically a hub cap on a Christmas tree stand designed to waste fuel and increase cooking times.
https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/Tembo-Tusking-Cooking-Skottle-p/ttsko18.htm

 

Oh wait wait wait, I found the burner! Another $35! Does not include fuel bottle.
https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/10-000-BTU-Burner-for-Skottle-p/ttsko-b.htm


You can also buy a cover for the skottle for $30. Of course, this is only for when it is fully assembled, which is how the guys leave there most of the time at the shop...
https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/The-Skottle-Cover-p/21tt-sc-bla.htm

5 STARS!

 

Can you cook tator tots on that?

 

I was sorta wrong about the efficiency. For only $25, you can buy the skottle lid (the other hub cap)!
https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/The-Skottle-Lid-p/ttsko-l.htm

 

F that!

 

But why am I fucking around when I could just buy the adventure skottle kit complete with molle storage bag for only $395.
https://www.blueridgeoverlandgear.com/The-Adventure-Skottle-Kit-Premium-p/21ttsk-k1-p.htm

 

It looks like all they do is drive around and eat!

 

Mostly eat.

I don't know about you, but raw chicken is about the last fucking thing I'd bring camping even in my fridge. And she guesses she needs some "sanitation thingies." Forget being eaten by wolves. They'll be eaten by bacteria.

 

Difference between Camping and Overlanding is Overlanders drive to work with a tent on their roofs. -Stolen from someone in my build thread