CONFESSIONS

.....and out here, Asian!!

 

People without brains drive all sorts of vehicles, including lifted trucks with big tires. Some just pay less for their gas.

 

Agreed

 

Hypothetical question:

Let’s say I have this hypothetical friend who hypothetically likes to rub one out in airplane bathrooms shortly before landing, would his confession be accepted here?

 

Every one is welcome to share their confession no matter what the circumstance. This is our safe space.

 

I do have a confession from yesterday...

I cropdusted a cabin full of millionaires at 43,000 feet somewhere over Kansas around 8pm.

 

Gotta take advantage of the opportunities you get.

 

I almost shit in the women’s yesterday at work. In fact, I’ve been considering shitting in there exclusively You see, I work in a factory with about 800 dudes on a shift at any given time. Fact of the matter is, there isn’t a time that you walk into the men’s room that it doesn’t smell like a sweaty nut sack...on a good day. You don’t want to be in there on a bad day . There’s only about 3 women on the shop floor in my building, so o figure it’s a safe bet

 

You are forgiven. For penance, do three brodies in the parking lot of a Nissan Dealer, then test drive a '18 Tacoma. Go forth and sin no more.

 

To the tenth power.