Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

What do ya know I took communion this morning for the first time In a very long time and didn’t spontaneously combust!

 

You that hard up for a little wine?

 

Does Micah still draw dicks on your boxes if you tell him dingleberry sent ya?

Asking for a friend of course.

 

The things we do for our kids.

 

Or, in my case, a nephew. Well, actually, I wanted to go.

 

That middle one is intriguing.

 

That, sir, is beautiful. Don’t suppose you got a side shot?

 

No. No room, and there was glare from an open door that ruined it for the side shot.
From google images:

 

Looks like sperm on the move...

 

Just got a job offer im seriously considering in Virginia beach.....
pros and cons?

 

Pros:
you’ll be near some of th baddest ass ships ever built

Cons:
You will be on the wrong coast.

 

I need that to match my truck.

 

Excellent metalwork.

 

Beautiful beaches. Beautiful girls. Incredible U.S History. Great fishing. Great boating. HOT and muggy in the summer. Colder than a witches tit on Christmas in the winter.

 

Oh stop. You know you like those buff guys in underwear

 

Despite Mary's Pizza Shack many flaws that " he-she" ( what they call the meatballs) be calling me here and there like pookie to the pipe.

 

Only casualty were a few rain flys and my passenger mirror.

What a great time.

 

Fall out of the tent onto the mirror after a night of drinking?

 

Naw, he broke it with his piss bottle after taking a swig from it. Hard to tell which one in the middle of the night...