New England B.S. Thread

Can't you just tell them what you do for a living? I don't need a damn test to tell me I'm stressed out...

You don'y necessarily need to have kids to break it... You'd probably have to stop dating Asian guys though.

 

So, catching up on the conversations for the day:

1. Spend any money I want on my truck (or anything else I want) as long as I keep a roof over our heads and the utilities connected
2. Sex when I want it
3. Sex when she wants it
4. Keep it tidy, but don't go bare
5. Kids - never wanted 'em, don't have 'em, got myself fixed and don't have to worry about it

 

But I don't date Asians

 

Yeah, this is pretty much it in a nutshell. Glad to hear your light issue is gone... for now. Fingers crossed it's gone for good.

 

Tacomaworld; your source for information you never knew you always needed.

 

I married a half-Asian... I've found half-Asians are the best decision since its not as crazy as a full Asian family

 

No comment then.

 

Which half of her was Asian?

 

You just reminded me of my other reason not to shave fully. I only have a straight razor. If I sneeze I'll never have kids...

 

Oh and
6. Online dating may get you out and meeting new people or laid, BTDT, but the best relationships I've ever had evolved over time through mutual enjoyment of recreational activities (that didn't include 'baby making practice'). My advice here is just go do the things you like to do, it'll happen when the time is right.

 

How uncouth. I've at least upgraded to a modern (circa 1935) safety razor for the day-to-day. Still wouldn't want to try it on my junk, though.

 

Just laser it off. Never need to worry about it again.

 

Nope

 

My wife is in the process of this. It's crazy how well it works.

 

the correct half

 

Welll...

 

Don't think I could go back to a woman who doesn't do that lol.

 

Do they get special treatment if it looks like this ?

 

I do have one of those that was my grandfather's. Not sure I'd feel alright using it to manscape though. Also not a lot safer!

Se I've always been tempted by this, but the problem is I'm a hairy person. So where would I stop? It always looks like a weird bald spot.

 

Hmmm