The ULTIMATE BRO starter pack. Stickers, decals, flatbill lid.

For sale in Ventura, CA, 93003, is the ultimate BRO starter pack. It includes many huge die cut decals, stickers, and a new size l/XL Flexfit SEMA flat biller hat.

Coors light not included, only for size reference.

Some of the stickers have some cuts and creases, this ultimate bro kit has been stored in a cool dry place for the last few years, but has been gawked upon, and handled with little grubby wannabe future bro mitts. They may have some grease prints and finger prints from those that could not achieve bro status, as well as some dissolved tears from those that could not afford or were not worthy.

I don't even know what to price this at. The amount of panties(or if you are female, oversized boxer shorts) these will drop is unimaginable. They will immediately add a perceived 20-1000hp, to your bro mobile, and are engineered to be ultra aerodynamic and will add perceived lift, and you will be able to 3-wheel through town, and drive like Robby gordon in the desert.

This starter pack does not include any energy drink decals or stickers, those will immediately fall from the sky all around you as soon as you put the correct combination of bro decals and wear the flat bill just right, add white shades for "make it rain" strip club millionaire style.

There is an implied waiver associated with this purchase, the seller is not responsible for any damages incurred or your instant celebrity status. This is like The Mask, you will be forever changed, make sure you can handle the heat before you jump in this fire.

Lets start it at $120 shipped, or best offer.

(the white looking rectangles are so bro'd out, they don't show up on film, they are die cut BF goodrich stickers, will also come with a couple of extra bro stickers I did not capture images of)

In all seriousness, this stuff is indeed all for sale, and it will cost a bit to ship.

 

So serious.

To add to the post, *serious voice on* I will break all this stuff up, but I don't want to be packing individual stickers and spending my days packaging and running to the post office for a few bucks, so please keep that in mind. If you are local you can come by and get a really good deal on whatever you want.

 

I don’t think you’re including enough empty Coors Lght cans for tossing in the bed. At least one should be “crushed”.

 

Haha, you know the style, like I said, this is just the starter pack.

Will trade for coors lights, but not empties.

 

@Coot83

 

Maybe they should be PBRs then?

 

If I rocked billys this could be a good deal. Sadly I only got Kings with the same stickers already!

GLWS!

 

Ha, I used to drink PBR back in the late 80's/early 90's, way before it was hipsterized, and only because it was dirt cheap. I don't know why anyone would willingly drink that stuff at a bar though.

I like to sip coors light because I don't really like to be buzzed. But it is definitely bro-brew as opposed to the PBR-Vape-man bun-vintage unworked in work boots-hipster style.

 

Oooh, highbrow.... I was relegated to "The Beast", "Sssssshhhhaaffffferrrrr!" or "Generic" (Pick your white or yellow can) back in those days...

 

Ha, I had my share of Milwaukee's worst, natural light, natural ice, and even the old generic fedmart "beer", in both black/white and yellow/white. When I was really balling I'd pick up some bud dry or henry weinhards haha.

 

I will break all this stuff up, if you see a mini bro-pack you want let me know.

 

Is the small bfgoodrich cut-out a velcro patch?

 

It doesn't have the velcro, but is indeed an embroidered iron-on patch. I could add the velcro, I just happen to have some.

 

Cool. How much for that+the velcro?

 

Let me see if it will fit in a regular envelope, when I get home this evening, to mail it to you and get back to you tomorrow morning?

 

I forgot to check, sorry had a busy day. It will fit in a padded envelope for sure but I probably wouldn't feel comfortable putting it in a regular envelope anyways, so unless you want some other stickers it might not be worth it to pay for shipping on just that one patch.

 

So flat rate shipping on the larger envelopes is around $7.00, so I'm thinking $15 shipped for the patch, and $20 shipped for the Deaver and Art Carr(the art carr sticker is really long but should be able to fit without folding). I would throw in some extras as well in the envelopes, the cash is really to cover my time to pack and ship the stuff, not necessarily for the stuff.

 

But no tracking yeah?