Austin Area TW Chapter (all gens welcome, even T4Rs; heck, just make it a Toyota and we're good)

Wear overalls, and nothing else. You'll be in and out in less than an hour. I know this as fact. And don't comb your hair if you have any, and don't shave if you normally do. Maybe skip a shower, eat chili the night before, I could go on, but I think you get the point.

 

Nope just walk in stating kill them or just cut their nuts off and that will get you out of there...

 

Add this to my list, and you any not even enter the jury selection room.

 

I’m wearing my work clothes from last night still. Smell like welding fumes and coal mine mud.

Side note the judge is an hour late!

 

Ok, you're doing good so far. Now, if they call your name, tell em they can just call you Cletus with an over the top twangy accent, and be very insistent on it.

 

Just call me “Red” usually works. Don’t have to try for an accent...

 

A friend of mine had to go and got cornered by security because another juror told them she saw a weapon in her purse. What weapon? A fork. What was it actually? Her phone charger plug.

 

Perfect, I feel like you are on track to be out the door.

 

Bet the whistle blower had something up their sleeve.

 

Apparently she smelled like hot garbage so maybe that?

 

@TXGnftr let's see that rack n tent.

 

Ordered a new set of wheels for the Runner earlier this week. Waiting for them to come in to see how they fit and also debating new tires or swapping the ridge grapplers over.

 

Thanks, I need this get away.
Just got to get with the getting away.
I thought I was just about ready to go, but now I'm trying to make sure we have everything.

 

Slow is fast, fast is slow.

 

Reminds me of Rifle drills, "slow is smooth and smooth is fast"

 

Right on. Can't miss us if you're driving through Webberville.

 

First person cut from the jury panel... yes

 

Late morning y’all just waking up .

 

out of jealousy of course

 

Gotta rest up for tomorrow. Anyone wanna help I’ll provide beers an pizza.