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dewayne · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Stole this and edited and added to it for those with sons or those with sons with sons :} It really applies to both sons and daughters with but a few exceptions, I know my daughters were taught a lot of these.

Cypher

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. Be decisive Right or Wrong make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. It’s a man’s job to respect a woman but , it’s a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or not at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. And be prepared to lose half your stuff if you choose wrong.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. Think with the big head and not the little one.

32. Don't go stupid places

33. Don't do stupid things

34. Don't go with stupid people

35. Carry a Condom, use the Condom.

36. Being Male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

37. Your name is not your own it is borrowed from your ancestors’ return it unstained.

38.Your honor is not your own it is on loan from your descendants, give it to them unbroken.

39. Your Blood is not your own it is a gift to generations yet unborn, you should carry it with responsibility.

40. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

Remember :

Boys Play House – Men Build Homes.

Boys Shack Up – Men Get Married.

Boys Make Babies – Men Raise Children.

A Boy won’t raise his own children- A Man will raise someone else’s.

Boys Invent Excuses for failure- Men produce strategies for success.

Boys Look for somebody to take care of them-Men look for someone to take care of.

Boys see popularity-Men demand respect and know how to give it.
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that list is awsome!! wish all parents cared bout kids to give them that kind of advice. also told mine to always look a man in the eye

Tacoma Mike · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Stole this and edited and added to it for those with sons or those with sons with sons :} It really applies to both sons and daughters with but a few exceptions, I know my daughters were taught a lot of these.

Cypher

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. Be decisive Right or Wrong make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. It’s a man’s job to respect a woman but , it’s a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or not at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. And be prepared to lose half your stuff if you choose wrong.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. Think with the big head and not the little one.

32. Don't go stupid places

33. Don't do stupid things

34. Don't go with stupid people

35. Carry a Condom, use the Condom.

36. Being Male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

37. Your name is not your own it is borrowed from your ancestors’ return it unstained.

38.Your honor is not your own it is on loan from your descendants, give it to them unbroken.

39. Your Blood is not your own it is a gift to generations yet unborn, you should carry it with responsibility.

40. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

Remember :

Boys Play House – Men Build Homes.

Boys Shack Up – Men Get Married.

Boys Make Babies – Men Raise Children.

A Boy won’t raise his own children- A Man will raise someone else’s.

Boys Invent Excuses for failure- Men produce strategies for success.

Boys Look for somebody to take care of them-Men look for someone to take care of.

Boys see popularity-Men demand respect and know how to give it.
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Where is the “hate everyone equally “ line ?

Cypherian · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

Where is the “hate everyone equally “ line ?
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You have to teach that privately along with the how to look at women and not get caught : }ROFLMAO
I will go sit in the corner now and await my head slap lol

Cypher

Casper66 · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

Where is the “hate everyone equally “ line ?
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well I mean there are some exceptions so idk exactly how that works

Tacoma Mike · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

You have to teach that privately along with the how to look at women and not get caught : }ROFLMAO
I will go sit in the corner now and await my head slap lol

Cypher
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I’m at the age I don’t care if I get caught.

P2W · Mar 12, 2018

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Well y'all saw the project of cutting the snow blade here it is finished

Capped, grinding done, ready for paint

and painted

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That is an Industrial Rembrandt.

Casper66 · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

You have to teach that privately along with the how to look at women and not get caught : }ROFLMAO
I will go sit in the corner now and await my head slap lol

Cypher
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It's ok to look just don't act like an ass.........oh shit this is you we're talking about never mind

P2W · Mar 12, 2018

Kolunatic said: ↑

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Somebody try wash a cat down the drain?

Cypherian · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

I’m at the age I don’t care if I get caught.
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Caught by SWMBO ?? LOL You are a brave man or a glutton for punishment lol

Cypher

Casper66 · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

I’m at the age I don’t care if I get caught.
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Kinda like the old dog running to the end of your chain huh/

Cypherian · Mar 12, 2018

Casper66 said: ↑

It's ok to look just don't act like an ass.........oh shit this is you we're talking about never mind
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Hey bud get to the 20 century I got a smart phone with a really good camera and zoom :} LOL Want a better laugh never thought of it till I saw a phone commercial with a guy doing just that lol

Cypher

Casper66 · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Hey bud get to the 20 century I got a smart phone with a really good camera and zoom :} LOL Want a better laugh never thought of it till I saw a phone commercial with a guy doing just that lol

Cypher
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That's kinda creepy there Chester

Tacoma Mike · Mar 12, 2018

Casper66 said: ↑

Kinda like the old dog running to the end of your chain huh/
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Yea.. all I can do is BARK...
WOOF WOOF. BFD.... LOL

Cypherian · Mar 12, 2018

Casper66 said: ↑

That's kinda creepy there Chester
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Can't get caught by jealous boyfriends :} Never said I took a picture :}

Cypher

P2W · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Stole this and edited and added to it for those with sons or those with sons with sons :} It really applies to both sons and daughters with but a few exceptions, I know my daughters were taught a lot of these.

Cypher

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.

2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.

3. Be decisive Right or Wrong make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.

5. It’s a man’s job to respect a woman but , it’s a woman’s job to give him something to respect.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.

8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.

9. Play with passion or not at all…

10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.

11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.

12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.

13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.

14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. And be prepared to lose half your stuff if you choose wrong.

15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.

16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.

17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.

18. Never turn down a breath mint.

19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.

20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.

21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.

22. Eat lunch with the new kid.

23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.

24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.

25. Manners maketh the man.

26. Give credit. Take the blame.

27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.

28. Write down your dreams.

29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).

30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

31. Think with the big head and not the little one.

32. Don't go stupid places

33. Don't do stupid things

34. Don't go with stupid people

35. Carry a Condom, use the Condom.

36. Being Male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

37. Your name is not your own it is borrowed from your ancestors’ return it unstained.

38.Your honor is not your own it is on loan from your descendants, give it to them unbroken.

39. Your Blood is not your own it is a gift to generations yet unborn, you should carry it with responsibility.

40. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.

Remember :

Boys Play House – Men Build Homes.

Boys Shack Up – Men Get Married.

Boys Make Babies – Men Raise Children.

A Boy won’t raise his own children- A Man will raise someone else’s.

Boys Invent Excuses for failure- Men produce strategies for success.

Boys Look for somebody to take care of them-Men look for someone to take care of.

Boys see popularity-Men demand respect and know how to give it.
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To that I would add,..

“Pay attention to who doesn’t wash their hands when exiting the shit house”

P2W · Mar 12, 2018

Taco-Grinder said: ↑

I should not have come to work. The stupid dumb that does my job on 1st shift has gone too far with the crap he was saying about me. Blaming me for stuff I didn't do. Just to make his sorry look good. But everyone I work with knows he's a
FUCK-TARD, there I said it, boy do I feel better
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Kick em in the taint!

Casper66 · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Can't get caught by jealous boyfriends :} Never said I took a picture :}

Cypher
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I'd be less concerned about the boyfriend as that would most likely end in an ass whoopin that would then be over with. The lady on the other hand would probably have you arrested......or kick yu in the nuts

Tacoma Mike · Mar 12, 2018

Cypherian said: ↑

Can't get caught by jealous boyfriends :} Never said I took a picture :}

Cypher
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Never said you didn’t

gugman · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

Never said you didn’t
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well played

TownvilleTim · Mar 12, 2018

Tacoma Mike said: ↑

In a taco,,,, no.
To power up chargers or use as a lighter ?
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It's to power a portable DVD that attaches to the seat back. It has the lighter plug.

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