Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

So you know it's not really that bad then. Good luck!

 

Ok got HVAC fixed and dish washer in and new faucet in kitchen and new lawn mower for wife and now off to get her a weed eater.
Where the hell does this ever end?
"Not sure if this will ever end so I can mount my winch!" I think silently to myself.

Oh I need a plumber. One that don't mind going under the house. Anyone here?

 

Get the snorkel and this for added power.

 

Love me some forced air.
Didn't know they made blowers for Toyotas too!

 

Ryobi

I know! Not everyone can read my mind. I need to clarify.

 

Lol!
I can’t help but feel Hispanic while I’m eating it. It’s the following morning that I’m reminded I’m not.

 

My impersonation of you on Hwy 4 last week all started with giant Steak n prawn burrito...








Hope you packed some extra chonies!

 

Ha! It’s those rogue farts that just come out of fucken nowhere.

 

Those are the worst. Especially in those roomy Aladdin pants, really seals in the scent.

 

Or in traffic on Hwy 4 going through Farmington on my way to slick rock on a Friday afternoon. gotta love’m

 

Went to get weed eater and came home with all the attachments hedger and pole saw. Now I made three pickup loads of brush and still haven't used the weed eater.

 

Jimboys taco sauce FTMFW

 

Once I get things in order, I'll be selling bottles of hotsauce, and spicy jams. Keep in mind it'll all be made from superhots (ghost, bhutlah, reaper, etc) so keep a lookout.

 

In.

 

Holy what the f.
Sitting at the table in the back yard and wife says, " is there a pornhub two? I've already been through pornhub."
Umm what?! I replied.
Holy crap. She sat back laughing her ass off.
I say oh my. That's not as funny as you think!

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

 

Get in while the gettin’ is good. IYKWIM.

 

Doin it now. Stop responding for a few seconds would ya?