"Wheeler's Anonymous"

Hahaha already got blocked by an overlander on IG tonight. That’s where all my trolling has been tonight.

 

Hahahaha back in Utah and tapped a new keg Saturday night... plenty of coors flowing. I won’t have that outta booze problem for at least a week

 

I was at the bar with a friend the other day and he asked why I kept pouring shots into my right fist. I told him I was trying to get my date drunk....

 

Sucks when work gets in the way. My schedule involves a conference call at 7 am tomorrow and 8:30... had to cancel coyote hunting cause of it. But by 9 or 10 I’m gonna go swap out Linsey’s car for my truck and put it up on the lift and fix my fucking skids... again.

Hopefully Disney is fun and doesn’t turn into a fuck me why did I take kids to Disneyland day.

 

That’s too damn good.

 

Fucked up thing about Disney is that it’s likely to ALWAYS be shit show with long lines and lots of people. But you just might get lucky and it be one of those few days it’s actually not packed

 

Yea my 4yr old thinks I have a race truck. Just like the ultra4 cars he saw at KOH. Kept asking me if we were winning the race cuz we were chasing a bit hahah

 

WAIT .. your not a Fireman.

WORLD ...... IS ...... RUNINED

 

When my front skid is too fucked to mount up to mount. I’m only going to replace the front skid with a 1/4 bamf. The rest “should” be fine.

 

Yeah that’s kinda the same with having a pass. I can go, and if it’s too crowded, I end up going to California adventure and drinking the rest of the day instead of waiting in long lines. Now that I think about it, the last handful of times I’ve been to dland/Cali adventure, I’ve ended up drinking and not even getting on a ride

 

Thats what happen last year when we took my daughter for her bday. We always hit it on a weekday but fucking LAUSD was closed the one day we went for some Jewish holiday.
It sucked

 

Hahaha I don’t have kids.... but I know how that shit turns out. I made the mistake of going with my niece and nephews while they were in town. Your at he happiest place on earth and by noon it’s a living hell. Pretty sure I’m gonna get snipped before I’m ever in a relationship when the kid conversation comes up because of that day.

 

@Mike likes Tacos you know you wanna.

 

I hear overlanders do that when they get lost on their way to Starbucks. That was the cherry on top that trip. Then the next best thing way making everyone stop when mike got on the radio and made everyone stop so I could get it front!

 

Dirk with the killer one liners lately

 

Huh well fortunately I don't have any of those symptoms so I think I'm good, just knocked the alignment way out of whack. Christ you must have really hit something hard when coming down Suicide Hill that one time lol. Few times I've nailed a rut, rock or dip going too fast and thought for sure I bent my spindle but my 1st gen ones seem to be pretty stout.

Course now that I say that...

 

Think they would let me into Disneyland wearing this:

 

Nothing is wrong, its just a joke. Ian and Brittany are great people.

 

Pics of said Tepui?

 

Thought it was a joke but wasn't sure. Was going to say everytime I've talked to him he seems chill. Once he links his truck I'm supposed to be buying his flat bed from him.