New England B.S. Thread

Or preggers with the offspring of a famous racer?

 

Haven't had that happen. One time I was on a back road in the middle of nowhere. I see a car in the distance in the oncoming lane. As I'm driving along, the car swerves into my lane. Now I'm wondering if that driver isn't paying attention or is playing chicken with me. It was only about 5 seconds, but felt like minutes as I'm looking for possible exit options as I'm trying to anticipate which direction this car may go. She eventually gets back into her own lane when there was probably only 20' between us. Still no idea why it happened.

 

I had a dream he wanted to make out and liked my tattoos

 

I have had a motorcycle since before I had my lic. I started on minibikes, then a Honda 50 with 2 gears, to a Yamaha 100, Yamaha 125, Honda 125, cz 250, to a honda 650 nighthawk last was a Suzuki gs 1000. Love it and miss it but not worth it around here. People are crazy and suck when it comes to paying attention. The Jeep with top off and doors off kind of helps with the feeling but also allows for some protection

 

I see that in northboro and Westboro almost every morning, mirror down makeup application. I wish I had a train horn to scare the shit out of them and put the mascara into their eyeball for a quick lesson on appropriate timing.

 

DING DING...Left lane approaching the pike in westboro...

 

I usually see it somewhere between church street from the boylston line to downtown to 135 through Westboro. Always an Infiniti, Lexus RX or Mercedes cla.

 

Stabbed myself right next to/under my nail with the burr pen at work today and keep forgetting everytime I go to unclick my seatbelt. Man that sucks.

 

That's how my 2G was totaled. Dude crossed the center line by clipping a corner and I slammed the brakes and swerved and went up over him. I'm still salty about it.

 

My cruise control stalk shit the bed today. 2-3 months old. Pile of shit Amazon cheaply. Just dropped $90 on a Toyota one.

 

gotta watch that speed trap at ellsworth mcafee! and of course you can take Oak St to Lyman if Rt. 9 is a parking lot with the construction...my commute every day starts with this...

 

Will you take tree fiddy

 

Toyotas hate non-OEM brand electronics

 

Should have gone through @mach1man001 for an OEM one.

Sounds racist!

 

Ah, man, if there is a pick n pull near you, you could have gotten one for $9, that's where I picked one up for my truck.

 

Don't know if you guys remember that I picked up @LivinLoud boat a few months ago, I got some things repaired, filled in some missing rivets, sealed the seams and then painted it all up. It's now ready for Maine and it's maiden voyage in Branch Lake, possibly tomorrow depending on what time we get up there, won't be home from work tonight until around 1am. Need to add the oil and will be breaking in the motor up there, but that's fine as I plan on putzing around the lake and creeping on people anyways! Still going to add some flooring later this summer, but ran out of time for this trip.

And before someone like @Noelie84 makes a comment, yes I know the paint lines and registration number etc... could be a little more straight, but well...

 

That came out nice.

 

We went out this morning on my friend's 22ft Aquasport.
Got some bait in the harbor and then hit one of our ledges about 4 miles out.
Pizz flat till the sun came up but got a little sporty on the way in.
No stripers today, just a couple blues and dogs. Still beats yard work.

 

Today is the day