Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

It's fair to say she wasn't a "hottie"...

 

That's cold

 

May have been hot out, so he wanted a cold one?

 

It is the South.

 

Ohh good. For a minute I thought I was going to be alone in Hell. See you guys there.

 

It is Memphis...

 

Just make sure you bring some jalapeño bacon with you.

 

I was referring to the ambient temperature, not the Populous.

After living in Tennessee for roughly 14 years, you couldn’t be more correct.

 

Anyone want to DRIVE a Kalashnikov?

http://www.thedrive.com/news/23102/kalashnikov-debuts-cv-1-electric-vehicle-concept

 

New York woman, 20, who lied about rapes, appears to roll her eyes in court as she's jailed for a year




A woman who lied about being raped by two men during a college party appeared to roll her eyes in court as one of the victims talked about how the allegations affected his life.

Nikki Yovino, 20, of South Setauket, New York, was sentenced Thursday in Bridgeport Superior Court to three years in prison, with the sentence suspended after she serves one year. Yovino pleaded guilty in June to misdemeanor charges of falsely reporting an incident and interfering with police.

Yovino was attending Sacred Heart University, in Fairfield, Conn., when she reported being raped by two school football players in the bathroom at an off-campus party in Bridgeport in October 2016.


The two men both admitted to having sex with her, but said they encounter was consensual.

Yovino subsequently admitted making up the claims so she wouldn’t lose a potential boyfriend.

Although the players were never arrested, both of them withdrew from the school while facing possible discipline, and one of them lost his football scholarship.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/2...er-eyes-in-court-as-shes-jailed-for-year.html

 

$80k+ vehicle, 707 HP - goes to Autozone for $10 screaming skull flame.

 

That's got "structured settlement" written all over it.

 

Man fired for Farting

https://youtu.be/ECnmDUPS0vY

Are farts funny? History has long tussled with this question, and it won’t be answered today. However, if farts are or can be funny, then they are certainly funny in the story of “Paul Flart,” a 31-year-old security guard at a Florida hospital who has quietly documented his many, many farts on Instagram for the past six months. The variety of farts is gobsmacking—quick, drawn-out, sometimes throaty and sometimes viscous—and Flart himself seems to be both delighted and troubled by the flatulence he unleashes. You can watch them all in the compendium above, which has soared through Reddit’s r/videos page and into viral infamy.

Vice got in touch with the guy, whose real name is Doug. He started the job after moving from New Jersey to help his mom out, and found he had a lot of free time while sitting around at the front desk. “The lobby has really great acoustics, and naturally, we all fart,” he told Vice, omitting the fact that while we all fart we do not all fart like he does. “One day I ripped a rather nice one and got really good sound from it, so the next time it happened I recorded it and sent it to my group chat.” He credits the group chat with innovating his name, and the rest is history.

He was Fired

 

Well, the dude paid $80k for a Jeep, so can't be that bright.

 

It's a nice jeep.

 

As far as jeeps go...

 

If that's the "Flaming Skull" he wanted, then why not.