Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.


After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

 

They had a season out there up until about 10 years ago that let you use a shotgun with slugs.

 

My trip two weeks ago was cut short, we didn’t even get into the area.
Neighbor put us down for drawing in A zone down my San Luis Resevoir.. we got the draw, only 8 people total did.
Got all the way down there after waking up at 2am. Loaded up, gear on, rifles slung and the damn entrance of the area had ‘No firearms. Bow and shotgun with slug only’.

I was so pissed. I’m new to A zone, so I took my neighbors word for it when he told me he entered us in the draw and the whole drive. Claims he didn’t know. But his joking “fuck it, how will they find out?” attitude was enough for me to give him a hard pass on his hunts. Not my style. Could have been a BAD day had we not shined out headlamp up on that sign and actually hunted and got caught.

I think I’m pissed about the potential wrist slaps we would have been served, but more pissed cause I burned some wife points going that day. Had some house stuff to do and family lunch with her family, that I missed all for nothing. She was frustrated. Especially with the baby on the way, my weekends have been busy getting the nursery and house ready.

 

That sucks! You did the right thing though.

 

Better to have seen the sign and done the right thing than ended up on Wild Justice or some shit

 

Anyone at The Garrett in Campbell today? Silver single cab?

 

Dude that sucks. And as a parent, I've gotten so hard core about other people not wasting my time and not having their shit together. Throw in aging/ailing parents on the other end of the spectrum, and....your personal time will become even more precious than you can even imagine.

Also, kudos for your style. "Fuck it" people are the ones ruining everything for everyone else.

 

+1 * 1000.

 

Any Mushroomhead fans near Sac?



They're going to be at The Boardwalk in a week with Powerman 5000, The Browning, and others...
#wifey and I just got our tickets.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/summer-of-screams-tour-with-mushroomhead-guests-tickets-46783750457

 

Anyone with a XL Tepui looking for a new mattress? I have a bran new mattress out of a Autana 4 Ruggedized for 60 bucks Tepui sells these for $130.

 

@Gply

 

Won't fit. We have the old XL size that's 76" not 72".

 

It will fit just 4" smaller

 

Good point. I hear @Gply is used to things not touching the walls. IYKWIM.

 

Ahh, damn.

 

oh youre making the closet more comfy because you dont want to come out yet?

 

that's what she said

 

It’s actually the opposite. It may not go deep but it’ll do a lot of sidewall damage

 

Copenhagen cans FTW!