Colorado B.S. Thread

Exactly, although I liked to describe it as human pig imitation since it was always raining and muddy every time we did anything.

 

My head hurts. Just got home an hour ago.
On a side note, the Flex Glue seems to be the ticket. not even fully cured and it's sticking very well.

 

*illusion of

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michae...eapons-but-thats-an-improvement/#1ffa30252a38

 

Pretty sure I have enough time of edging sidewalks with an e tool to have a degree in landscaping.

 

You clowns put yourselfs down all you want! I can still make the grass grow!

 

Man, my job in tech school in the AF was "weeds and seeds chief". I was good at watching people pull weeds. I suck at maintaining my own crap.

 

Ahhh, the "Supervisor" role

 

I was no dummy. I had a buddy that turned over his role to me. An easy volun-told role for my time at Keesler.

 

Hump daaaaay

 

I’ll raise you a fresh-ish meal

 

Funny thing is... I applied to work for TSA when right after I got out. A few weeks later they told me I had to attend mandatory training in GA sometime in September for 3 weeks.

They wouldn't let me change it because of school and I have to pay $100 each time I miss a flight class soooooo. Nope! No touching people all over for this guy!

 

Why you drinking apple juice?

 

Ya boi packing so much heat the Chicago TSA body scanner flagged my crotch, which they showed me before patting down my crotch and butt and checking inside my waistband. he was like "are you sure you don't have anything in there?" And I was like nothing but skin hahahaha

 

I like the new avatar @Littles

 

I did a double take because I thought it was him at a glance

 

Haha, I've been accused of being Gary's illegitimate child more than once in my life, but my mom swears she never met the guy.

 

Looks like I'm gonna have to let the Tacoma go, folks.

What would you put on the sticker?

2002 Xtra Cab - White
3.4 w/ Auto & Factory Locker
153k miles
OME Kit w/ 881 coils up front and Dakar leaf pack (no add-a-leaf) recently installed (less than 2 months old)
275/65r16 BFG AT KO2 w/ about 8k miles on them
16” Mickey Thompson Classic II Wheels (Black)
Line-X
BakFlip G2 Bed Cover w/ pop’n lock tailgate lock
Adventure Offroad Sliders w/ kick-out

 

Mom said it's good for me.