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Looks like your dogs do good work.

 

Lol paid for it and they actually showed but yayyyy. Wait til the back gets done Imagine all that being gone except for oak trees

 

Dogs proved mighty handy, I see.

 

Buncha new dirt to do their business lol

 

I save about $150 (try for more but that is my minimum) just for beer to bring home when I go to CO

 

If only they would plant stuff too

 

I bring other stuff home

 

Don’t forget me when you do

 

Last pic before Frost takes it all later this week.

 

Gotcha next time I go probably November.

 

@because_minitruck
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https://austin.craigslist.org/pts/d/toyota-tundra-steel-rear/6705133921.html

 

Oooooohhhh can you come over

 

You da bestest

 

You have fun with that

 

Good Morning Good Sir!!

 

Welcome Aboard Angel!!

 

Please donate to my charity ride. It's going to a damn good cause.

It'll potentially be rainy this weekend in Austin. Bring your waders, umbrellas, and call the National Guard.

October's TTC meet is going to be absurdly awesome. Absurdly. Stay tuned for more details.
@Wju is going to wear his banana hammock backwards underneath his creepy-ass crow outfit.

@Bigdaddy4760 is back to battling Somali pirates in the cornfields of Alaska.

@KENNY is going to paint his face red with lipstick and he has a metric shit-ton of stickers.

Crock pots use far less wattage than coffee makers. Seriously. They also come in gallon sizes, so if ever you need to crock pot 55 gallons of Velveeta cheese (God help you), there is a crock pot out there for you.

Napalm and flamethrowers solve problems.

Don't trust @because_minitruck around your or your grandma's fence.

@Misplaced Nebraskan is on point with the dates of October and November's COTA meets (Oct 28th & Nov 18th).

@bluerado15 takes some really good pictures.

@Beef Nachos rips his jeans with his swoleosis.

Tumbleweeds are the new hit collector's item.

Stickers.

Snitches get stitches.

According to @Pandaman59, rectal thermometers still taste like shit even after you quit dipping.

It is still unknown whether its better to stick your face into a stripper's behind or the stripper's face into your behind.

@CedarPark likes lights and running over poor defenseless speed bumps.

Try my product.

 

This is in my fridge right now...and of course it's 5 o'clock some where

 

Morning folks